matt83 Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Great stuff id have: After 12 Months of Bullshitthe Venkys gave to me... 12 Points on licence 11 Players losing 10 Shots on target 9 Daft excuses 8 Rubbish signings 7 Points by Christmas 6 Wins for Kean 5 Spiiiked Drinks 4 Empty Stands 3 Morons 2 trips to pune And an Agent where a Chairman should be.... Would chance 12 as he got 12 pts for drink driving and 2 trips to pune just to get ridiculousness of his going out in somewhere but all good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ste B Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 An idiot called Steve Kean 2 Daft Brothers 3 Spiked beers 4 Koff Venkys. NO Junior Deal 6 Burnley Fingers 7 Dodgy Signings 8 Mrs Desai 9 Pune Travellers. 10 Fans a marching 11 Points by Christmas 12 Months of lies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smithyster Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 An idiot called Steve Kean 2 Daft Brothers 3 Spiked beers 4 Koff Venkys. NO Junior Deal 6 Burnley Fingers 7 Dodgy Signings 8 Mrs Desai 9 Pune Travellers. 10 Fans a marching 11 Points by Christmas 12 Months of lies. The No Junior Deal could work. Great thread guys, and actually some talented writing going on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seggie Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 2 Ginger Pubes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uxbridge rover Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Twelve months of misery, Eleven blokes found wanting, Ten banners flying, Nine banners flying, Eight ban….. Seven points at Christmas, M6 pi@sed at 90, Five Glasgow thugs, Four-tified the game, Three awful subs, Two shots on goal, And a F@%k you from the Venkys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob fleming Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 I agree but its swearing What's wrong with ###### swearing Reb? Step forward Bob Fleming to sort it out ... What am I Pam ###### Ayres?!? I preferred this threads earlier stuff, before it sold out to The Man and there was ###### swearing. You'll have SteB ringing up Simon ###### Cowell before we know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
47er Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 12 crap mid-fielders? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggusLaddus Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 I preferred this threads earlier stuff, before it sold out to The Man and there was ###### swearing. You'll have SteB ringing up Simon ###### Cowell before we know it. We're still rock and roll! I'll swear on mtv and even wear a Ramones t-shirt and not wash for a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broadsword Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 What's wrong with ###### swearing Reb? What am I Pam ###### Ayres?!? I preferred this threads earlier stuff, before it sold out to The Man and there was ###### swearing. You'll have SteB ringing up Simon ###### Cowell before we know it. oh (Please don't use that word again) off then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugg Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 "After 12 Months of Venkys, the Rao's Gave to Me... 12 Months of Madness 11 Players losing 10 Number tens 9 Points by Christmas 8 Lies a minute 7 Measly Points 6 Place targeted 5 Spiiiiiked Drinks 4 Empty Stands 3 Bad eggs 2 Overdrafts 1 And an Agent where a Chairman should be...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob fleming Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 oh (Please don't use that word again) off then. I did wonder! I should have used some of those smillie things in my earlier post! Great thread all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wing Wizard Windy Miller Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Jesus, this is harder than you think! After twelve months of bullshit Venkys gave to me, Twelve dodgy signings Eleven headless chickens Ten box penetrations NEIN marqee signings Eight empty promises Seven poultry points Six months since a clean sheet STEVE DELUDED KEAN Four-feiting matches Three goals conceded Two Useless Hunts And an agent where a chairman should be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baz Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Four-feiting matches I like this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob fleming Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Ten box penetrations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wing Wizard Windy Miller Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 brilliant pic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uxbridge rover Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 I like this! Thanks it was mine !!!!! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bestierover Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Ooh err madam! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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