1arC Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 As it is close season and particularly as we have had a few stresses on here lately, I thought I would lighten the mood. Contributions are required and I am looking for funny footballers names. The idea came about after seeing an episode of the chase. For anyone who hasn't seen it, one of the answers to a questions was Fanny Schmeller, I think she was a German swimmer. I implore everyone to take a look on You Tube, as it is side splitting funny. Anyway, here goes with my list. Danny Shitu, Jullian Dicks, Brian Pinas, David Seaman, Peter Shirtliffe, Rafael Minge. I am sure there are lots out there so do your best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tomphil Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Stefan Kuntz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1arC Posted May 30, 2015 Author Share Posted May 30, 2015 Sorry I spelled the surname wrong, it is Fanny Chmelar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T J Hooker Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Leon Best (challenger for most ironic name) and who can forget(as much as we'd like to) David Goodwillie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanks Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Alan Dicks ex Bristol and Fulham manager, he didn't have a chance at either club when the results stated to go bad and the crowd imploring his removal, Dicks out was a popular chant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donnermeat Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Dunga? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Wayne Kerr, ex Oldham rugby player, On a par with naming a boy Sue is that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancs Rover Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 As it is close season and particularly as we have had a few stresses on here lately, I thought I would lighten the mood. Contributions are required and I am looking for funny footballers names. The idea came about after seeing an episode of the chase. For anyone who hasn't seen it, one of the answers to a questions was Fanny Schmeller, I think she was a German swimmer. I implore everyone to take a look on You Tube, as it is side splitting funny. ÃÃÃÃÃÃÂ Anyway, here goes with my list. ÃÃÃÃÃÃÂ Danny Shitu, Jullian Dicks, Brian Pinas, David Seaman, Peter Shirtliffe, Rafael Minge. I am sure there are lots out there so do your best. Great idea. The kids used to roll around at (Mario) Eggiman and (Ahmed) Fathy.How about extending it to anagrams. Blackburn Rovers: braver kn06s curl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perthblue02 Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Dickie Guy ,best remembered for keeping the Dingles out at turf moor in 1975 when non league Wimbledon beat them, name always amused me Anil Koc signed for Charlton I think at one stage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderation Lead K-Hod Posted May 30, 2015 Moderation Lead Share Posted May 30, 2015 Rod Fanni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Great idea. The kids used to roll around at (Mario) Eggiman and (Ahmed) Fathy. How about extending it to anagrams. Blackburn Rovers: braver kn06s curl Bluest barnyards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1arC Posted May 30, 2015 Author Share Posted May 30, 2015 Great idea. The kids used to roll around at (Mario) Eggiman and (Ahmed) Fathy. How about extending it to anagrams. Blackburn Rovers: braver kn06s curl Yeah I like the anagram idea. Anyone checked the chase episode yet? The Mrs has just had a look and had tears rolling down her face. It is extremely funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arbitro Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Not so much his name but his nickname. Fitz Hall was known as One Size. Similarly the RU player Billy Twelvetrees is known as 36. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueboy3333 Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Rod Fanni it's almost like an instruction. Typical French Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1arC Posted May 30, 2015 Author Share Posted May 30, 2015 Not so much his name but his nickname. Fitz Hall was known as One Size. Similarly the RU player Billy Twelvetrees is known as 36. Similar that to the Rugby league player Martin (Charriots) Offiah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1arC Posted May 30, 2015 Author Share Posted May 30, 2015 Apparently the nickname for the New Zealand Basketball team is the Tall Blacks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
den Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Yeah I like the anagram idea. Anyone checked the chase episode yet? The Mrs has just had a look and had tears rolling down her face. It is extremely funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1arC Posted May 30, 2015 Author Share Posted May 30, 2015 Cheers Den, that's pure class! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Backroom Mike E Posted May 30, 2015 Backroom Share Posted May 30, 2015 Mario Turdo was a decent chuckle. An anagram of Blackburn Rovers that matches Abbey: Braver Bronc Sulk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T J Hooker Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Quim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABBEY Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 No 17 ... TJ takes a selfie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McClarky Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Raphael Sheidt. Russia always seem to have someone who sounds like Jerk Off, must be a common name over there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1arC Posted May 30, 2015 Author Share Posted May 30, 2015 Some of these are not reminding me of the Peter Cook and Dudley Moore alias Derek and Clive and the Horse racing commentary. Very funny at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Once came across a rather officious old school type by the name of Richard Warmer. Circulated an official note signed by 'Dick Warmer'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
den Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Some of these are not reminding me of the Peter Cook and Dudley Moore alias Derek and Clive and the Horse racing commentary. Very funny at the time. That's on YouTube as well. Better not to put that on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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