Yu and You just declared best Chinese in Britain by Gordon Ramsay Channel 4........... Well done Victor..........

If we're playin' "trendy" I bought my C.D. of Dark Side Of The Moon to replace me cassette which replaced the vinyl several years ago ............prefer Wish You Were Here though....... Saw Muse at Old Trafford recently............. Nearly as good as T'Rovers at the seaside ( last time I went there tangerines were also in the top flight............) [ Fat, Old an' Proud ................................)

A good honest Pro who has conducted himself in the right way and given his best. Shaky start but worked hard and adapted well. All the best for the future OrangeOOijer. Hope everyone remembers to give him the plaudits he deserves on Sunday.

I wish all you merry fleuklers well......... Rovers are my main life interest outside of my family and my social life is in your hands Was most impressed on reading the minutes of your meetings in how serious and well organised you are......... Please remember one thing - you lot count as fleurk when it comes to the success of Rovers........ You are all die-hards and will still be there when we join blackpooldersaddoseasiders in whatever division they are in. What counts for OUR club is NOT the likes of youslers but the actions of the mythical floating fans, the loverlyladies who attended euro and our best matelers my best friends our asianpakoindibanglieosorWHATEVER puntlers who WILL determine our long term status - NOT YOU..... Get them on board and pick up some of the flotsam and jetsam of Lancashire or we are to the premiership what the dead parrot is to Little Britain. Good luck to you - but I hope you remove your myopic glasses for long enough to ensure that you are not merely the musicians playing the dirge at our premiership funeral

What is missing at Ewood is the feel good factor. We have been spoilt by recent success and do not get excited by the thought of merely surviving in the premiership. I cannot see the buzz returning until we are involved in challenging for promotion.

I previously didn't want either wigan or preston to go up as I thought that this could reduce our crowd. However I now believe this to be erroneous. The two will bring larger crowds to Ewood than teams from further away and local press, tv and radio will create a buzz that will help reduce the general disenchantment for football that is especially present in Blackburn. I will also be able to get to more away games and guess which dingles will be the sad little boy sat in the corner at the party all alone silently sobbing to himself. Nobenders for me.

Goddler yer soo fleurklin' FOOOOONNY, TWWEEAARTLER...... Me, I'm gonad stick one upyer foooklin' tweartler an' yoo iz gonad 'ave me ten ton babblyier likeitornottler yer sad feurklin'koontleryoooooo.. WATCHIN AN WAITIN AM IIIIIIIII ..........( u b careful sadboy ).

Little mummy's boy He wasn't very old Though he was very small He never would be told Vinny Vinny Vinny Vinny - Oooh Vinny Vinny Poor little Vinny wouldn't let go He'd stay awake at night Lying in his bed No one ever listened To a single word he said Vinny Vinny ... Silly boy Silly boy Silly boy Such a silly boy Vinny Vinny ... Now little Vinny's gone He disappeared one day But no one saw the ambulance That took little Vin away Vinny Vinny ... We can but live in hope.

Friends, Rovers, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury manure, not to praise them. The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones; So let it be with manure. The nob'ead scum Hath told you manure were ambitious: If it were so, it was a grievous fault, And grievously hath manure answer'd it. Here, under leave of Glazer and the press - For Glazer is an honourable man; So are they all, all honourable men - Come I to speak at manure's funeral. They weren't my friends - scum, and not just to me: But Glazer says he is ambitious; And Glazer is an honourable man. He hath brought many captives home to Tampa Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill: Did this in manure seem suspicious? When that the poor have cried, manure hath laughed: Ambition should be made of sterner stuff: Yet Glazer says he was ambitious; And Glazer is an honourable man. You all did see that at the Buccaneers Who oft presented him a kingly crown, Which he did never refuse: was this ambition? Yet Glazer says he was ambitious; And, sure, he is an honourable man. I speak not to disprove what Glazer spoke, But here I am to speak what I do know. You all did hate him once, not without cause: What cause withholds you then, to worship him? O judgment! thou art fled to brutish @#/?s, And manure have lost their reason. Bear with me; My laughter is in the coffin there with manure, And I must hope it doesn't come back to me.

HEIR HEIR FICK BAZTUDS. GET RIDE SES I..........