[Archived] Squirrels

[Alan75]

4x4 have their uses.

[Rovers Air Force]

A (temporary?) solution to the squirrel problem.

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aaaarrrghgh! Its a Ninja Squirrel! Their every where!

[joey_big_nose]

A friendly otter? You mean one of these eight foot long weasles?

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Exactly the chaps. Big guys but nice if you tickle them under the chin. Look you in the eye when you have a fight, none of this fancy martial arts that the small mammals are into these days.

[SouthAussieRover]

A (temporary?) solution to the squirrel problem.

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"Although some members of the public are said to have been "frightened" by the snakes, Dartington Hall said it was better than trapping or shooting them. "

Now I see what you mean Bob.

Better to be scared than trapped or shot

[Nayef]

Seriously guys. Don't mess about with these buggers.

[ABBEY]

has this been posted/?

[colin]

has this been posted/?

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Brilliant!

I think that lot should do the entertainment at Ewood. I've gone right off the dancing hippos in tu-tus

[MCMC1875]

Where've they gone? Anyone seen 'em?

[Exiled_Rover]

As they say, if you see a ninja squirrel, it can see you. If you can't you may only be seconds away from death. Clearly they've been taking out any eyewitnesses.

[bob fleming]

Where've they gone? Anyone seen 'em?

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They've been a lot quieter recently MCMC, last I saw of 'em they were in one of the top fields laughing at the goats. Nowt but scum that lot.

[accyrover]

Landmines ?

Accyrover

[Alan75]

Where've they gone? Anyone seen 'em?

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Tom Finn is investigating the theory that they have been stealing the undersoil heating system, to warm up their dreys, or is it drays.......sod it....their nests.

[MCMC1875]

That explains the tranny vans full of pipework and bits of fur!

[philipl]

Enemies of the State.

[philipl]

Frozen Squirrels are a menace. Insurance claim.

Edited February 7, 2006 by philipl

[bb3]

Jamie "must back squirrel eating"

[cletus]

Jamie "must back squirrel eating"

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Maybe fox hunters could turn their attention towards our fluffy little friends?

[colin]

Where've they gone? Anyone seen 'em?

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Apparantly one of the little blighters was on the pitch in the game at Highbury between Arsenal and Villareal.

Bloomin' hooligans, next thing they'll be digging up the pitch to bury their nuts.

[ultrablue]

Time his run well did that squirrel, Riquelme just couldn't pick out the right pass

[Tris]

Jamie "must back squirrel eating"

From The Guardian's "Northerner" -

The Famous Wild Boar hotel at Crook, near Windermere, in the Lake District is serving free grey squirrel pancakes to diners.

Apparently, they taste a bit like rabbit.

The much-maligned grey is being culled in the north Pennines around Alston amid fears that the little blighters are taking over and wiping out their bright-eyed, less aggressive red-furred cousins. The red squirrel protection partnership has killed 4,521 greys since January and says there is no reason why they can't be eaten. In America, the most popular recipe involving grey squirrel is Brunswick stew - essentially a casserole.

The free grey squirrel pancakes at the Wild Boar are for one week only. My colleague, Jon Henley, will probably be at the front of the queue as he hates grey squirrels. My husband is likely to be second in the queue as we are plagued with the rascals in our garden. They pinch the bread from the bird table, bury it and then dig up the lawn when they forget where they hid their loot.

I'm considering vegetarianism :ph34r:

[colin]

I'm considering vegetarianism :ph34r:

Nah, eat the @#/?s, especially if they have been killed near the few places where the red squirrels live.

I like my greys, but then I'm 50 miles away from the nearest colony of reds.

[cletus]

Elvis Presley loved deep fried squirrel......& it never did him any harm

[RoversFanUSA]

Aughra: Ya look like Gelfling...

[sniffs]

Aughra: SMELL like Gelfling...

[sniffs]

Aughra: maybe y'ARE Gelfling!

I dont know what the hell this thing is but im trying to figure out why it has what looks to be a valve from a car motor stuck up its butt?

[Billy Castell]

I think It's a thing from a puppet based film called The Dark Crystal.

[colin]

grey squirrel pancakes

Go for it.