ihateburnley Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Is Mark Lawrensen a closet Rover I wonder? The NobEnder sat on his fat lazy arse last night on Match Of The Day on BBC as usual, alongside Alan 'Captain Scarlet' Hansen and Gary 'Ears' Lineker. I was ready for him to spout his usual @#/? about how Rovers were lucky, United had injury problems, the ref was on our side etc etc. To my, and surely everybody elses, amazement he went on a roll with complement after complement after complement for us. He said something along the lines of "Rovers are a classy outfit nowadays - strong upfront, a committed/pacy/adventurous midfield, a solid defence and a fabulous goalkeeper. Now I'm not saying that I don't agree with the guy.....it just felt so wrong. It felt like he was trying to say sorry for all those years of ignorance, neglection and then hatred. He well and truly came out of his closet. He's still a tosser though. Bugger off you Preston w*nker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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vyeo Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 that might explain his weekly predictions of us losing... you know, reverse psychology! i know i do that; go into every game predicting a loss in the silent hopes that we win. pessimistic lot we are! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob fleming Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 He also said that we did it without David bellamy up front. Which of course was a mistake as he meant Craig Bellamy. Everyone in the studio laughed. Lineker then did a hilarious David Bellamy impression for a couple of seconds. Those guys kill me, they really do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roversWASmylife Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Lawro must be on drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDRover Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Lawro must be on drugs. 381229[/snapback] Amyl Nitrate....apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob fleming Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Amyl Nitrate....apparently. 381230[/snapback] Which he allegedly got from "Crooksie". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue blood Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 I noticed that too, funny it coincides with us beating manure and other media sources beginning to say a few complimentary things. Didn't have much to say when we doing alright earlier on in the season. Ever one to jump on a bandwagon when he spots it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nayef Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 When you wrote "come out of the closet" in the title, I thought this thread belonged in ICBINF... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue phil Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 I bet he votes for the Lib Dems ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihtd Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 (edited) When i saw this thread, i thought Lawro had finally joined the Village People, how dissapointing, cause he is a w****r just like them. But it is nice to hear some positive things come out of the Beeb about us for once. How many years has it been since we have heard them not slag us off. Edited February 2, 2006 by ihatethedingles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thenodrog Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Maybe he just hated Souness from his Liverpool days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABBEY Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 hes ronoldos shemale bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
92er Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Who do Liverpool fans most like to see lose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABBEY Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 judging by the back slapping ive had in liverpool today man u lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colin Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 (edited) Amyl Nitrate....apparently. 381230[/snapback] Nah, Nitrate makes you speak rubbish, but very fast. I reckon it's good old- fashioned Moroccan Gold. The BBC hand it out in the canteen in the flapjack. "Cup of tea Mr Lawrensen?" "Yes please." "Your usual two slices of flapjack?" "No thanks, I've a l r e a dy h a d o n e a n d I ' v e g o t t o r e maine f o c u s e d. Two hours later: Gary Lineker: "So Mark, what did you think about the match?" Mark: " Wow, look at those lights, has anyone got any more chocolate?" Edited February 3, 2006 by colin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJRovers Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 hes ronoldos shemale bitch 381366[/snapback] I'm havin that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fife Rover Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 Is Mark Lawrensen a closet Rover I wonder? The NobEnder sat on his fat lazy arse last night on Match Of The Day on BBC as usual, alongside Alan 'Captain Scarlet' Hansen and Gary 'Ears' Lineker. I was ready for him to spout his usual @#/? about how Rovers were lucky, United had injury problems, the ref was on our side etc etc. To my, and surely everybody elses, amazement he went on a roll with complement after complement after complement for us. He said something along the lines of "Rovers are a classy outfit nowadays - strong upfront, a committed/pacy/adventurous midfield, a solid defence and a fabulous goalkeeper. Now I'm not saying that I don't agree with the guy.....it just felt so wrong. It felt like he was trying to say sorry for all those years of ignorance, neglection and then hatred. He well and truly came out of his closet. He's still a tosser though. Bugger off you Preston w*nker! 381224[/snapback] Steady on! I was born and spent the first 13 years of my life in Preston. Incidentally I really like your signature; bet that gets a few on here saying "what's he on about?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4E Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 Amyl Nitrate....apparently. 381230[/snapback] Well known for widening the bum-hole. Apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tchocky Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 You'd know Haha. Busted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cletus Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 I really like your signature; bet that gets a few on here saying "what's he on about?" HAHA!! Binary!! "Look! That dog`s got a puffy tail!" (Cletus runs off....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue/white Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 (edited) QUOTE(ABBEY @ Feb 2 2006, 21:48 ) hes ronoldos shemale bitch Abbey.....that's two Shemale references in two different threads in one day... Mods, is that sometype of mark? EDIT: I stand corrected.... three references if you count Tranny... Not that I'm fixated or anything... Abs, me friend, seek counsel Edited February 3, 2006 by blue/white Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihtd Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 Blue/white your not the only one who thinks this is weird. Hey if any of you have a thing for shemales thats all well and good, but im bloody eating here and i don't want the thought of a shemale in my head while eating. ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
todd_could_take_tyson Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 Its seems the NOTW is forcing someone to come out of the closet this sunday according to all the gossip doing the rounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
todd_could_take_tyson Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 (edited) read the bbc boards I aint posting any links or stories, dont want to get this site in trouble Edited February 3, 2006 by todd_could_take_tyson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
den Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 No names please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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