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[Archived] Kerry Katona


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She's a parody of all that's wrong with the z-list celebrity culture: semi-famous tabloid fixture who used to be a in a crap pop band and now makes a (excellent) living out of being in Iceland adverts and selling stories about her apparently traumatic existence (which includes having babies, being fat, having a 'new man', being dumped by said 'new man') to the myriad mindless low-grade magazine that litter the shelves in news agents across the country. What is she for?

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Jonathon Ross had the right idea when she was a guest on his show a month or so back.

He said " I`ve known of you for ages but haven`t sussed out what you do yet....what DO you do Kerry?"

Personally i effing hate the fat useless scouse drug-taking fame-craving bitch! She has no morals whatsoever & would sell her kids for a decent pay-out from Hello or OK magazines! I would gladly tie Kerry katona & Jade Goody together, stand them on the edge of a bridge over a river & shoot one of them! Hopefully the shot bint would fall into the water, taking the other with her!

Only Iceland would employ a fat useless junky to advertise their products!

I feel much better now (sighs) ^_^

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Personally i effing hate the fat useless scouse drug-taking fame-craving bitch! She has no morals whatsoever & would sell her kids for a decent pay-out from Hello or OK magazines! I would gladly tie Kerry katona & Jade Goody together, stand them on the edge of a bridge over a river & shoot one of them! Hopefully the shot bint would fall into the water, taking the other with her!

:lol: Quality!

Plenty of silicone there, so they (or the unshot one) wouldn't drown. Make it the River Darwen, the water's not deep enough, so there would be a hefty splat which would take the living one back to her maker.

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