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Me too! :blink:

Never felt an earth tremor before. Only lasted a few seconds but un-nerving (sp?) all the same. BBC news says it was felt from Northumberland to as far down as Brighton.

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bloody Japs, always have to go one better ;)

It woke me up in Brum, thought I was having a dream or something, and went back to sleep.

I'd just check your water pipes and stuff when you get home just to check nothing's come loose

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URGENT - GLASGOW EARTHQUAKE APPEAL

AT 00.54 ON WED 27th Feb 2008 A MAJOR EARTHQUAKE HIT MEASURING 8.8 ON

THE RICHTER SCALE EPICENTERED ON GLASGOW.

Victims can be seen wandering aimlessly muttering:"Ah wiz shittin' masel",

"Ah need some jellies" "Ah need a fag and a Cally Spesh". The Earthquake

decimated the area, causing approximately £30 worth of damage, with the

exception of the Possil area, where approx. £375,000 of improvements were

made.

Untold disruption and distress was caused. Many were woken well before

their giro arrived. Several priceless collections of mementos from the

Balearics and Spanish Costas were damaged. Three areas of historic and

scientifically significant litter were disturbed.

The cone fell off the head of the statue of the Duke of Wellington outside

the Gallery of Modern Art. Thousands are confused and

bewildered, trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting

has happened in Glasgow.

One resident, Mary-Alice McGregor, a 17 year old mother-of-three said: "It

was such a shock, little Chelsea came running into my bedroom crying. My

youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Shauni slept through it. I was still shaking

when I was watching Trisha the next morning."

Apparently though, looting did carry on as normal. The British Red Cross

have so far managed to ship 4000 crates of Buckfast Tonic Wine to the area

to help the stricken masses. Rescue workers are still searching through the

rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings including

benefit books and jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos.

HOW YOU CAN HELP

Clothing is most sought after. Items required include:

Sovvy rings

Baseball caps

Shell suits

Tesco two stripe trainers

White socks

Chunky gold chains

Food parcels may be harder to put together but are necessary all the same.

Required foodstuffs include:

Frozen burgers

Buckfast

Deep fried Mars Bars

Buckfast

Golden Wonder crisps (Cheese and Onion and Prawn Cocktail >preferred)

Buckfast

Tripe and Onions

Buckfast

Black, White, Fruit or Red Pudding

Buckfast

Fray Bentos Pies

Old English Cider

Buckfast

Lard

Ready-cut Potato Chips

Lard

Buckfast

£2 buys chips, scraps and "ginger" - preferably Dunn's or Alpine "Iron Brew"

for a family of four.

£10 can take a family to Coatbridge for the day, where children can sniff

glue and spike up among the national collection of stinging nettles.

22p buys a biro for filling in a spurious compensation claim.

£1.95 buys an "All Day" bus ticket to enable disaster victims to travel

between the Social, the Posty, the Offy, McDonalds, and Whateverys, and

Glasgow Green or Elder Park for the refugees garden party.

Please send your credit card number and a sample signature.

THIS APPEAL IS MADE ON BEHALF OF THE GLASGOW EARTHQUAKE VICTIMS FUND

BY THE

SCOTTISH EXECUTIVE AND CITY OF EDINBURGH COUNCIL.

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Felt it down here in Oxfordshire

I was half asleep/ half awake.

I thought it was ME shaking.

Told myself to roll over and it might stop.

Found out what it was all about this morning.

It wasn`t me, it was bleedin blighty!

Nothing compared to the 6.5 I experienced in the Dominican Republic.

It doesn`t sound much more than a 5.2 but the richter scale is non linear and a 6.5 can throw you off the bed no problem.

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I was awake at the time. Watching the real hustle on bbc3. Thought it was strong wind at first but then when the house shook a bit it was just like the last one. Strange how they are always at night.

I went on that monitoring website about 15-20mins after it had happened but there was nothing about it on there so just went to sleep.

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Someone emailed in to football365 asking if anyone else had heard Frank Lampard fall out of bed at 1am last night. :lol:

Nice one.... :)

I didn't feel a thing last night, I must have been in a deep sleep when it happened at about 1.00am.

There are apparently about 200 minor quake tremors in Britain every year, but only about 10 per cent are strong enough to be felt.

A magnitude '5' earthquake happens on average once every ten years in Britain. Last night was magnitude 5.3 on the Richter scale and it was the biggest in Britain since a 5.4 quake in Wales in 1984.

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Something I didnt know was that there are thousands of fault lines all through Europe, and in recent geological history (Ie the last few thousand years) there have been a good deal of quite big ones.

The beeb's website had an article on why this one might have occurred, something to do with some very hard rock formation running up the midlands and the fact the south is still rebounding after the last ice age.

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Something I didnt know was that there are thousands of fault lines all through Europe, and in recent geological history (Ie the last few thousand years) there have been a good deal of quite big ones.

The beeb's website had an article on why this one might have occurred, something to do with some very hard rock formation running up the midlands and the fact the south is still rebounding after the last ice age.

Gollocks......its the north south divide we are digging a tunnel, just wait for the final blast when we blow away the top crust and flood the midlands to break away from them southern softies. :rolleyes:

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