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[hawaii501]

I'm a Manager eater gonna make him work hard and then when dont do well sack him off.

I'm here boys take me away for my bad behaviour and for thieving other clubs managers.

[cletus]

"This gonk gives a mean BJ"

[Flopsy]

New security glass is installed to protect Sinitra at press conferences

[philipl]

Sparky was never my first choice anyway.

[Kei]

"No, I'm not joking, Mr Hughes really will have to win the first 10 games of the season, 10-0 if he wants to keep working for me."

[USRoverME]

you can clearly see I have no manager in my hands, or up my sleeves.... now I'll say the magic word....

[TugaysMarlboro]

"I'll hold my hands up and admit, I have absolutley no idea what football is."

[SamTheShrew]

See, no blood on these hands...

[dj54nna]

I hold my hands up, I could've sworn I bought Manchester United. Where's that Manc scally who conned me?

I've got some friends back in Thailand ready to go medieval on his ass,

[Hasta]

"Mr Sulu?, no you're mistaking me for someone else."

[Billy Castell]

"I'm Free"

"Look I can do Jazz hands. See?"

"Mr. Hughes has this many games to impress me"

[chocky]

I really am a smug Tw@t..I bribed, lied, conned and murdered my way to a fortune and no one in power in England cares...

[bob fleming]

Is this a picture from tomorrows press conference at the Council House?

"Sorry!? A 'Large transfer budget' Mr Sparky? Woah!! I think you miss-heard me..."

[nowthen]

How many games are you going to give him Frank?

[adopted scouser]

Ok, Ok Mr Williams, stop, that'll be fine. So I pay slightly less compensation and I get to go cockle picking where ?

[Nuclearsox]

Lying? No I am not lying!! My eyes go all shifty and my bald patch lights up when I'm lying.

[Uxbridge rover]

If I could do it I would put a puppet glove of Mark Hughes and Garry Cook on his hands.

[rover6]

Okay, I confess. I did commit a grotesque human rights abuse.

But, in my defence, I did get rid of him after one season.

[American]

[Dan]

I cannot believe That little Club Blackburn United put ten past us! Mark, said putting Dunne up front, playing Elano at left back and petrov at right back would win us the league!

[hawaii501]

Yes I hold my hands up, Richard Dunne did eat all the pies