[Archived] The Dingle Dome

[preston blue]

I would have thought that the Premier League (PL) would have set minimum standards for Premier League Stadium?

In the event that the Dingles get promotion can the PL seriously allow their ground to host games?

Now known as "The Tur'd" it previously commonly known as:

Burnley Borstal;

The Dingle Dome;

NOBS (Nightmare of Burnley Stadium);

The Pigeon Loft;

The Sheepdip, and;

The Hospital.

But seriously how can you have a visitors stand that is used for pigeons, and a pitch used to graze sheep, and a home changing room used for a 6-fingered dingle fast breeder reactor!! Their ground is a disgrace to football and is sub-standard for the PL.

Does anyone know what the rules are re PL stadium minimum standards please?

[ultrablue]

Would have to agree that it will certainly be one of the worst grounds if they do make it into the premier league.

However, the FA saw fit to hold an international there not too long ago.

[yoda]

I would have thought that the Premier League (PL) would have set minimum standards for Premier League Stadium?

In the event that the Dingles get promotion can the PL seriously allow their ground to host games?

Now known as "The Tur'd" it previously commonly known as:

Burnley Borstal;

The Dingle Dome;

NOBS (Nightmare of Burnley Stadium);

The Pigeon Loft;

The Sheepdip, and;

The Hospital.

But seriously how can you have a visitors stand that is used for pigeons, and a pitch used to graze sheep, and a home changing room used for a 6-fingered dingle fast breeder reactor!! Their ground is a disgrace to football and is sub-standard for the PL.

Does anyone know what the rules are re PL stadium minimum standards please?

there are minimum standards, i think you have time to comply though, so 1 season won't cause a problem

you forgot the NASA training ground for astronaut's

[modes98]

They had a feature on turd moor on Soccer AM and they said following promotion, then a pig flew over the stand, they would increase the capacity to a massive 28k.

[philipl]

They had a feature on turd moor on Soccer AM and they said following promotion, then a pig flew over the stand, they would increase the capacity to a massive 28k.

Just as Rovers won't redevelop the Riverside on average gates of 23,000, so the dingles won't do anything to the turd when they pull in 18,000 against Reading or 15,000 for their last day tussle with Orient for the honour of going out of the League- their biggest two games in the last 30+ years.

[The Prof.]

It isn't fit which will make the appearance of the six fingered ones in the prem. all the more entertaining!

Anyone know how many of the 200,000 supporters will be at Wembley next week?

[gumboots]

How churlish to ask! I know they are the old enemy but I for one was cheering their goals last night. It was great to see the success of Hollands' pies over Waitrose and their fancy prices.

[broadsword]

How churlish to ask! I know they are the old enemy but I for one was cheering their goals last night.

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[OhmiBRFC]

How churlish to ask! I know they are the old enemy but I for one was cheering their goals last night. It was great to see the success of Hollands' pies over Waitrose and their fancy prices.

Waitrose food > Holland pies

[jodrell]

just been on dingle .com to see what the prices are for the family reunion are. £34 -£74 it will be interesting if they get the 200,000 they expect. Plus £98 for VIP tickets and no concessions. £34 is not bad but it then goes up to £50.

[Hughesy]

Ewwwwwww why you been on there!!!!

Anyway - them prices aint bad - cheaper than expected.

[b12_simon]

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Nope. IMO it'll be good for the club to share a division with the 4 Burnley families.

just been on dingle .com to see what the prices are for the family reunion are. £34 -£74 it will be interesting if they get the 200,000 they expect. Plus £98 for VIP tickets and no concessions. £34 is not bad but it then goes up to £50.

No concessions is a p1ss-take though. Were it us visiting Wembley there'd be a lot of moaning on this site.

[gumboots]

On your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own, on your own ...

Not quite. I know quite a few who wanted them to beat Reading.

[chocky]

I would have thought that the Premier League (PL) would have set minimum standards for Premier League Stadium?

In the event that the Dingles get promotion can the PL seriously allow their ground to host games?

Now known as "The Tur'd" it previously commonly known as:

Burnley Borstal;

The Dingle Dome;

NOBS (Nightmare of Burnley Stadium);

The Pigeon Loft;

The Sheepdip, and;

The Hospital.

But seriously how can you have a visitors stand that is used for pigeons, and a pitch used to graze sheep, and a home changing room used for a 6-fingered dingle fast breeder reactor!! Their ground is a disgrace to football and is sub-standard for the PL.

Does anyone know what the rules are re PL stadium minimum standards please?

If Fratton Park is good enough the @#/? hole that is Turd Moor is......

[gumboots]

If Fratton Park is good enough the @#/? hole that is Turd Moor is......

they have to be all seater don't they. fulham got time to put their ground in order when they first came up.

[mattym]

You couldnt script this but look at this toothless hillbilly from last night taken from sky sports website, they just wouldnt fit in in the premier league lol

[gumboots]

You couldnt script this but look at this toothless hillbilly from last night taken from sky sports website, they just wouldnt fit in in the premier league lol

and look at the other perfectly normal - in one case you can see the guy's fingers and he only has 4 plus a thumb -people around him.

[SAS]

just been on dingle .com to see what the prices are for the family reunion are. £34 -£74 it will be interesting if they get the 200,000 they expect. Plus £98 for VIP tickets and no concessions. £34 is not bad but it then goes up to £50.

You now have bad aids on your computer

That picture is funny above ^^^

It will be interested to see how many they take, i know united have 37,000. (well i dont know, i was just told by a dingle)

[broadsword]

The unacceptable face of football.

[mattym]

You now have bad aids on your computer

That picture is funny above ^^^

It will be interested to see how many they take, i know united have 37,000. (well i dont know, i was just told by a dingle)

They have 37000 aswell but will probably ask for wembley to be rebuilt as they can sell at least 18 times that amount

[longsiders1882]

and look at the other perfectly normal - in one case you can see the guy's fingers and he only has 4 plus a thumb -people around him.

Could be worse - the rest of the country could have this image of us as a club:

Or of course we could be unable to spell our own players names:

[chocky]

Could be worse - the rest of the country could have this image of us as a club:

Or of course we could be unable to spell our own players names:

My God, I was at that match and had happily forgotten that terrible sight...Not just of cheerleaders at a football match but that so called Man in their midst...Thanks Longsider...

[preston blue]

Looks like Big Colin Hendry!

[Clitherover]

You couldnt script this but look at this toothless hillbilly from last night taken from sky sports website, they just wouldnt fit in in the premier league lol

The guy on the far right has only got half a head an all, probably due to inbreeding.

[Mc Love]

The "My Club" on Soccer AM, shows a delipadated stadium really!