[Archived] Tiger Woods

[Grabbi Graeme]

Sky reporting that Tiger Woods in a serious condition after being involved in a car accident, he collided with a fire hydrent and then a tree,police say that accident not alcohol related.

Mixed reports coming out of the U.S at the moment, reports now saying that he has been released from hospital.

[cletus]

Maybe he needs a new driver?

[Grabbi Graeme]

What's funny about it is the fact that the news channels were saying that he was seriously injured, then 30 mins later he's out of hospital with a few cuts on his face.

[Jim J]

What's funny about it is the fact that the news channels were saying that he was seriously injured, then 30 mins later he's out of hospital with a few cuts on his face.

I wont be buying one of those razors then...

[ABBEY]

Someone putt the hydrant there a birdie tells me...

[Grabbi Graeme]

Someone putt the hydrant there a birdie tells me...

Are you sure it wasn't an eagle that told you

[ABBEY]

Were a fairway off the truth

[Rovermatt]

Maybe he needs a new driver?

You've got it. Down to a tee.

[American]

What's the difference between Tiger Woods hitting a wedge shot and Tiger Woods driving a Cadillac Escalade? Tiger can back up a wedge shot with no problem.

Some interesting rumors about the cause of the accident and cause of his facial lacerations.

[cletus]

Firstly, Thierry Henry tars his unblemished name, then Tiger Woods has a mis-hap (is anybody seeing the pattern here?)

....if i was Roger Federer, i`d be papping my pants!!!

[mellison24]

Apparently this was the first time Tiger didn't drive 300 yards.

[T4E]

Tiger's come out and admitted that the accident was hit fault.

No ######. I was gonna blame the tree.

[neekoy]

It may not have been serious but I hear he is still a little below par

[Sandiway Blue]

Police still want to speak to him to iron out a few details but it is believed he is still holed up in his bunker....

[adopted scouser]

Fifty years ago,sixteen white men following a black man across a field would have been the Ku Klux Clan.

These days it's the U.S. Open

[cletus]

It`s been rumoured Tiger`s beautiful Norwegian wife smashed the rear window of the vehicle with a golf club.

Apparently said she did it to help free Tiger from the crashed vehicle .....but i reckon she mis-took a childs cuddly toy on the rear seats, for a baby seal cub

[Rovermatt]

It`s been rumoured Tiger`s beautiful Norwegian wife smashed the rear window of the vehicle with a golf club.

Apparently said she did it to help free Tiger from the crashed vehicle .....but i reckon she mis-took a childs cuddly toy on the rear seats, for a baby seal cub

Is Tiger's wife not Swedish?

[cletus]

Is Tiger's wife not Swedish?

Norwegian? Swedish? Finnish?........they`re all the same really (ducks for cover)

[whittle blue]

The Woods' Christmas portrait

[SouthAussieRover]

http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html

[Guest Kamy100]

Sky News: Woman Rushed To Hospital From Tiger Woods House

[T4E]

What a bizarre situation. What on Earth has he been up to?

[broadsword]

Fornic ating left, right and centre and now paying the consequences, would be my wild guess. :-)

[mellison24]

Fornic ating left, right and centre and now paying the consequences, would be my wild guess. :-)

He can't be so rough as to hospitalise one of his mistresses, can he?? then again, golfers have some decent muscles on them.....

[broadsword]

She might have self-harmed, his missus might have assaulted her, it could've been him. It could have been an accident and she's fallen down the stairs. who knows?

He's certainly screwed up big style.