den Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 a bit stupid really, and more for the pub, but the football's depressing. ps, you are allowed to make one up, as long as it makes sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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HemelRover Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 I cant do "ands" but I can can-can, can you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 There was a great post on BRFCS today about Steve Kean and how he shouldn't be Rovers manager. I noticed that there were too many spaces between 'Kean' and 'and', and 'and' and 'Rovers'. But at least the poster knew how to differentiate between 'have' and 'of'. So I didn't think it was worth mentioning. Until now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HemelRover Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 There was a great post on BRFCS today about Steve Kean and how he shouldn't be Rovers manager. I noticed that there were too many spaces between 'Kean' and 'and', and 'and' and 'Rovers'. But at least the poster knew how to differentiate between 'have' and 'of'. So I didn't think it was worth mentioning. Until now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
den Posted July 21, 2011 Author Share Posted July 21, 2011 Nice one Jisty. What a waste that was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colin Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 A fish & chip shop owner has ordered a new sign for his shop. The sign manufacturer has made it and has put it in place over the window. "What do you think of it then?" asks the sign-maker. "Not bad," says the chip shop owner, but the gaps between "Fish" and "And" and "And" and "Chips" are a bit too wide. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anti-Dingle-Brigade Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 "And And And And And Andy, pass us the salt please mate" stuttered Gareth Gates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozz Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 And And And were the group before The Commitments. But I think Jimmy slipped in a nextra word in there occasionally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
den Posted July 22, 2011 Author Share Posted July 22, 2011 +1 for that Colin. I couldn't believe that there was another one. I must have heard that one 40 years ago. Still, someone, somewhere wouldn't have heard it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baz Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 I must have heard that one 40 years ago. When you were middle aged? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colin Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 +1 for that Colin. I couldn't believe that there was another one. There's always another one. How about "What's got four legs and flies." *thread diversion alert* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Southampton Rover Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 i was reading a school report when I noticed a sentence didn't make sense. jack and and and and and Jill ran up the hill. I told them he had too many of the word and. yep, it sucked! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adopted scouser Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 There's always another one. How about "What's got four legs and flies." *thread diversion alert* Two pairs of trousers What's got three legs and eats fish and chips ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colin Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Two pairs of trousers Good one. The answer is one me Grandad told me. He worked at Fosters Iron works on Weir Street. "A dead horse" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adopted scouser Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 And mine ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
den Posted July 24, 2011 Author Share Posted July 24, 2011 And mine ? Don and Ivy Brennan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adopted scouser Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Don and Ivy Brennan? Bingo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozz Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Two pairs of trousers What's got three legs and eats fish and chips ? Don and Ivy Brennan? Old school. +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 I'd be pleased if some of the kids in my class only put 5 ands in a sentence. I spend my life crossing them out and replacing them with full stops! Trouble is if you listen to them it is the way they speak! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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