[Archived] Could a Chimp do a better job than Kean?

[Stand & Deliver]

I reckon that if a chimp is given big cards to choose tactcs,formations etc etc it could do a better job than Kean. Plus pre-match and half time team talks will be alot more inspiring

Any thoughts on this as a better alternative?

[Andy]

In a word, yes.

[cn174]

yes

[Ozz]

This one could.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP8VlpAtbo4

[Stand & Deliver]

This one could.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP8VlpAtbo4

[pick32]

If by some miracle Kean gets us promoted this season do you think Venky's will give him a new contract? his current one runs out in june.

[Stand & Deliver]

Our next manager?

[braddock]

No.

[perthblue02]

Our next manager?

Hope its not , he's playing the same formations as Kean

[Nobert]

You don't even have to look to the 'higher' animals to pick to better manager than Kean. We all know chimps, dolphins, pigs and elephants have more dignity, integrity, intelligence and tactical nous than Steve. So the lowest form of life that can be a better job than Kean is a Stromatolite. They produce Oxygen too, so they are benefital to the environment too.

[RoyRover]

We wouldn't be any worse off anyway.

[ABBEY]

A dead chimp could do better.

[hesfromburn]

Yes.

[broadsword]

I've just had a horrible thought. He may be here for next ten years

[philipl]

That chimp has a better grasp out of outfield positions than Kean has.

Even Braddock would be better than Kean!

[yoda]

That chimp has a better grasp out of outfield positions than Kean has.

Even Braddock would be better than Kean!

That chimp has a better grasp out of outfield positions than Kean has.

Even Braddock would be better than Kean!

not so sure about that philip on the basis that braddock thinks coco is doing a good job, he obviously has flawed mental Algorithms

I reckon that if a chimp is given big cards to choose tactcs,formations etc etc it could do a better job than Kean. Plus pre-match and half time team talks will be alot more inspiring

Any thoughts on this as a better alternative?

you should be reported to the RSPCA, trying to downgrade chimps to the level of coco

[Hasta]

Black, Avram, The chImp Anyone.

[Mike Graham]

You are insulting a chimp.......as for Braddock?

[Ewoodbhappy]

I'd stake that 99.9% of fans are happy with the 2nd place thus far. The performances? Apart from what sounds a good half hour today. No thanks.

A suggestion.

Chimp masks all round. Full monkey suits if you fancy! Even the non boycotters know we will be better off without Kean.

A great way to make the point without being disruptive.

Right turn Clyde.

[Dave S]

I reckon that if a chimp is given big cards to choose tactcs,formations etc etc it could do a better job than Kean. Plus pre-match and half time team talks will be alot more inspiring

Any thoughts on this as a better alternative?

A Chimp on a Bicycle would be better.

[Nobert]

With a little fez or trilby hat.

[bob fleming]

No.

Have you any evidence to back that outlandish statement up braddock?

[yoda]

Have you any evidence to back that outlandish statement up braddock?

Its gone quiet Bob don't you think

[booth]

I often think he is a chimp in a man suit.

But that's unfair on chimps.

[broadsword]

I don't think he's the full shilling.