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oldjamfan1 Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 Does anyone know a good welder in Manchester? There's a bus that needs its roof putting back on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lsp82 Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeCee Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 Ball and cock spring to mind. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoverDom Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 Here's a sore one that must have been hilarious to watch. I was out for a run last night round town. Running down a footpath I approach a crossing where you can either take the steps downs or go down a disabled ramp which comes out at the bottom of the steps before you can cross the road. Little did I know in the dark that at the bottom of the steps is metal railings and you're meant to go right about 8ft and then it opens up to the road. Anyway, I approach the steps and I'm already checking the road is clear as I hop down the steps. Just by luck I'd timed it quite well that when I get to the road there should be a decent gap. I come off the last step and go to put a little burst on that I usually do when crossing roads. There was just enough space to get a decent bit of acceration before I smacked straight into the railings. Someone looking out the window of their house would have got a good you've been framed video for sure! I've just got bruised ribs and a mega deadleg 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 This is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a long time, had me crying. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreyski Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 Childish, but it amuses me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoverDom Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 1 hour ago, Gav said: On transfer deadline day? That could be harder than you think 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 It’s not every day you wake up, head to the car and find this fine fellow bidding you good morning. I wasn’t phased at all…..Honest….. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Backroom Mike E Posted March 5, 2022 Backroom Share Posted March 5, 2022 Where do you live?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeCee Posted March 6, 2022 Share Posted March 6, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav Posted April 7, 2022 Share Posted April 7, 2022 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeCee Posted April 8, 2022 Share Posted April 8, 2022 Sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Backroom Mike E Posted April 8, 2022 Backroom Share Posted April 8, 2022 1 hour ago, DeeCee said: Sorry Reminds me of an oldie but a goodie. A lady hears a knock at the door. She goes to answer and a man stood there says 'I'm terribly sorry, but I've just run over your cat.' 'Oh no, that's awful.' 'As a token of sorrow, I'll happily replace him?' 'That's alright with me I suppose, but how are you at catching mice?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
den Posted April 24, 2022 Share Posted April 24, 2022 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Backroom Silas Posted May 12, 2022 Backroom Share Posted May 12, 2022 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Backroom Mike E Posted May 12, 2022 Backroom Share Posted May 12, 2022 1 hour ago, Silas said: That made me roar 😂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Backroom Silas Posted May 12, 2022 Backroom Share Posted May 12, 2022 52 minutes ago, Mike E said: That made me roar 😂 Fairly mind blowing how many heads it's managed to go over, and are outraged. 🤦♂️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoverDom Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 1 hour ago, Silas said: Fairly mind blowing how many heads it's managed to go over, and are outraged. 🤦♂️ One I read was along the lines of "I know it's a joke mate but you're implying you had respect for the taliban in the first place" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreyski Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 8 hours ago, Silas said: Fairly mind blowing how many heads it's managed to go over, and are outraged. 🤦♂️ That might be funnier than the original tweet. 😆 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RoverDom Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 Someone in the Facebook group of the town my parents live in is kicking off about fluoride in the water starting a campaign for fluoride free water etc etc. I posted commenting that the stuff coming out of our taps contains a high concentration of Dihydrogen Monoxide (for those who don't get it Google it) and stating alarming facts such as it is a major component of acid rain, corrodes metal, in gas form it can cause severe burns, if inhaled can cause choking etc etc.. I thought it was pretty funny until one sciencey type came in and said "what you fail miserable to comprehend is that there are loads of dangerous substances surrounding us and even in our bodies...." I've never enjoyed someone not getting a joke so much especially the arrogance with which he replied. Anyway, the DHMO parody is one of my favourite jokes going. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeCee Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 VID-20220605-WA0000.mp4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoverDom Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 Has to be one of my favourite memes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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