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3 minutes ago, TheRoversReturn said:

Well ladies and gentleman, here at Venky's Rovers we hope you're all playing Tony Tombola Bingo at home. A reminder that so far we have had...

Gally playing on the wing - Put a cross in that box

No goals in the first half - Check

Random little fella played up front (Elliot) against their big opposition centre halves - Check

Underperforming loanees kept on in favour of our own young player, sacrificed despite having a good game (Ben) - Check

Concede in the first half like usual - Check.

Something needed to whine about and blame in post-match interviews, like a missed penalty - We have a line of Tony Specials!

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For a full house and to shout out "BINGO!" all we're waiting for is...

- All remaining subs thrown on with ten minutes to go, to hope like hell something works

and

-Nyambe hooked for a non-right back, probably a midfielder whose name begins with B...Bennett or Buckley. 

-  Perhaps a scrappy undeserved goal to prolong the current Death Spiral. 

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It really is Groundhog Day following Rovers under Mowbray, isn't it?

 

 

 

Only smile I've cracked since kick-off.  Cheers!

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Disgraceful stuff from Mowbray, he literally said midweek there was no reason he was dropped  But yeah he’s honest and decent all right 

Asked about how concerned he was by a fourth straight defeat, Mowbray said: “I’ve talked about my views on football, I’m performance related, I think the performance was really decent and if we play l

Nyambe has made a goal line clearance, won a pen and been one of our best attacking threats. Yet he’s not good enough for Mowbray.

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Too often we make positive changes to try to rescue a point.

It would be good to pick a team to get a result then bring on a Davenport or an Evans to protect a lead.

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Bell absolutely shocking for a change. Gallagher woeful regardless of position should still be able to do five yard passes.

davenport played well and has been criminally underused for what feels like I’ve been banging on about forever.

dack will Come good. I’ve no worries what’s so ever about that

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like I said earlier, the real game is going on down in the Ribble Valley.... This pathetic effort was just today's sideshow, a mere attempt to distract attention from the hammer blows being planned for our club.

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2 minutes ago, mustard said:

Think Dolan has touched it twice since coming on.  Dack way off the pace which saddens me as I'm very fond of him.

My better half just showed me an article from the Daily Mail online whereby that brain dead bimbo of a fiancee of his was whinging about their wedding being on hold due to Covid and how they were thinking about postponing it because they were missing "the build up".

Also said that if she every broke up with Dack she couldn't go out with anyone else in the public eye.

That can't help. How can you concentrate on your work with that circus going on?

As one comment below the article said " sausages for lips and the personality of a turnip".

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Just now, Stuart said:

Nyambe has made a goal line clearance, won a pen and been one of our best attacking threats. Yet he’s not good enough for Mowbray.

His performance today has highlighted how criminal Mowbray's decision to drop him was

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No goals in this side.  

Dack's a shell of the player he was at the moment...  We know that Brereton/Gallagher don't score.  Midfield and defence don't contribute any goals. 

Set pieces are just shite no matter who takes them.

We had a purple patch early season but profligate Armstrong aside, who scores?

 

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2 minutes ago, WIR Second Coming said:

like I said earlier, the real game is going on down in the Ribble Valley.... This pathetic effort was just today's sideshow, a mere attempt to distract attention from the hammer blows being planned for our club.

It's been a decade of hammer blows.

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Tonys speech to the team after the match 'Dont worry lads weve lost 4 in a row,playoffs are now impossible,relegation is now in play but at least we won the possession stats again.'

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