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I'm convinced that 'Idiot Abroad' is the funniest thing on TV, and by a country mile The Big Sam's tweets are the funniest thing on the web. The guy that writes these is a genius >

Just saw a dead fox by the side of the road. Can't help but feel it was a rather foreboding sign of things to come for Leicester tomorrow.

I stopped in a lay-by, lifted the corpse of the beast high above my head and screamed with an almost paranormal intensity.

"I am Big Sam," I roared. "And this is what awaits you, you sly c*nts."

I tried to tear the beast apart with my own hands but rigor mortis had set in. It was as stiff as a cock nestled inside an attractive fanny.

So I just threw it at the windscreen of a passing Fiat Cinquecento. Any c*nt that drives that abomination deserves roadkill launched at him.

Brilliant, and >

I did try desperately to get Yakubu to the club but once he saw that Venky's chicken advert his mind was made up.

Apparently he turned up at Blackburn wearing a bib and holding a knife and fork. Like a ###### cartoon wolf. He's made his bed now.

Edited by adopted scouser

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Probably what John Newsham is looking for when he orders his team to search women and children outside the Darwen end. :rolleyes:

Can you imagine what would have gone off if those stewards had tried to remove the banner?

Incredible scenes.

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http://www.dearphotograph.com

A very nice site indeed.

What a beautiful site. I had to stop looking through it as my eyes were misted with tears.

Old softy I know but I can't help it.

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What a beautiful site. I had to stop looking through it as my eyes were misted with tears.

Old softy I know but I can't help it.

Nowt wrong with that Al. Some of the messages are very moving indeed.

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If ever a post needed captioning then this is the one.... :blush:

One on the left: "Please don`t let that thing drop on me!"

One on the right: "Damn! Those sideburns are just nasty!"

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Really getting back into Lord of the Dance, Father Christmas please ? ....

Edited by adopted scouser

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Gilmore is like the Clint Eastwood of Rock!

(Never really liked Roger that much anyway)

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