bb3 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 People who think that you can stop your vehicle absoloutely anywhere to answer your phone,single handedly causing a huge traffic jam at 9am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ABBEY Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 People who think that you can stop your vehicle absoloutely anywhere to answer your phone,single handedly causing a huge traffic jam at 9am. they are knobs..... they should just answer like everyone does Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bb3 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 It would probably be safer if they just answered,rather than slamming on and pulling over,no indicators,I think they actually think they're being good by stopping to answer. If somebody really wants to speak to you they'll ring back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue phil Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 they should just answer like everyone does Or send them a text message saying they can't talk at the moment .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 Simon Cowell-what a tit. The Tom Cruise version of War of the Worlds. The way Americans pronounce the word galant. Music journalists who hype band X, and as soon as they become popular, call them sell-outs etc. and get snobbish about those who weren't there at their first ever gig in a village hall. Any of those emo/faux-metal bands with the whiny voices and strange fringes. Bono and Chris Martin Organised religion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shevchenko Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 The way Americans pronounce the word galant. Or aliminium. Or premier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flopsy Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 herb, or 'erb as our american bretheran like to call it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soul boy Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Dirty chavs.wreck kiddies parks,smash beer,vodka bottles on said parks.pick fights with locals get a good beating then cry wolf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cletus Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Or aliminium. Or premier. Al-oo-minum!! There`s another bl00dy 'I' in there!! Tom-ay-does!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozz Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 You say tom-ay-does, I say tommardoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughatthedingles Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Pet Peevs - Women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damage Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 would of could have should of -----------its BLOODY "HAVE" you dimwits! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyRover Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 People who don't wash their hands after going to the toilet. People who use the f word and c word as part of their main vocab. When people you don't really know start telling you about what they did last night, with their friends, refering to them with their first name. ie 'I was out last night and Dave came up to me and told me how Sarah was being sick all over Chris.' Big Brother/"Celebrity" Big Brother Pop Idol/X-Factor Star steeks People with bad table manners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovermatt Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 steeks That's a Belfast word for chavs people... Spides is another alternative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allrovertheworld Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 People who don't shut doors properly, either shut it or leave it open. Don't do that thing when the catch doesn't click but the door is slightly ajar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Carole Malone. Occaisionally watch Mathew Wright in the vain hope of another 'John Leslie' moment, and she was on it. What an arrogant, irritating, pathetic, rude sexist waste of oxygen. Talk about loving your own voice and opinions. Any of those 'celebrity' ____ ______ programmes. Mind you I heard Rebecca Loos had to give a pig a hand job on one . The fact Paul Merton isn't doing Room 101 anymore. Female and black stand up comedians. All they do is make jokes about race, gender, or if they're both black and female, both. Bridget Jones. Congratulations, not only have you created the most annoying film/book character, you have set feminism back 30 years with your inane cretinous prattling. Comic Relief. Ben Elton is a tw_t, Lenny Henry is as funny as your child being terminally ill, and everything is designed to pull at your heartstrings. Here's another African kid with no legs, and we will show it at least 10,000,000 times tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allrovertheworld Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Carole Malone. Occaisionally watch Mathew Wright in the vain hope of another 'John Leslie' moment, and she was on it. What an arrogant, irritating, pathetic, rude sexist waste of oxygen. Talk about loving your own voice and opinions. Any of those 'celebrity' ____ ______ programmes. Mind you I heard Rebecca Loos had to give a pig a hand job on one . The fact Paul Merton isn't doing Room 101 anymore. Female and black stand up comedians. All they do is make jokes about race, gender, or if they're both black and female, both. Bridget Jones. Congratulations, not only have you created the most annoying film/book character, you have set feminism back 30 years with your inane cretinous prattling. Comic Relief. Ben Elton is a tw_t, Lenny Henry is as funny as your child being terminally ill, and everything is designed to pull at your heartstrings. Here's another African kid with no legs, and we will show it at least 10,000,000 times tonight. Bit close to the bone there bro, Richard Pryor is magic so is Eddie Murphy and Chris Rock. Is it pet peevs or just people we hate?...if so then that women who looks at peoples poo and tells them to eat proper, on C4, she is weird and i really hate he so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Gillian McKeith. Can't stand her shriveled, nagging turkey face either. And I stand by my stand up comedian comments, show me a black comedian who doesn't relate to race, or a female comedian who doesn't mention 'men are x, women are y, and I'm on my period', and I'll show you a banjo playing Tapir that can fly a plane. I suppose I could extend the Carole Malone thing to any of those columnists who love to hear and read their own opinions, and snipe at everyone e.g Peter Hitchens, Linda Lee Potter, Carole Malone.....and so on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shevchenko Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Word limitations on university papers. 3000 words isn't enough for anything thing dammit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovermatt Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Word limitations on university papers. 3000 words isn't enough for anything thing dammit! The school of law used to include our footnotes in the word limit. I've never heard anything so stupid in my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anti-Dingle-Brigade Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Chavs. Just chavs. Tracksuit weilding, shandy swigging, braincell lacking chavs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allrovertheworld Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 Gillian McKeith. Can't stand her shriveled, nagging turkey face either. And I stand by my stand up comedian comments, show me a black comedian who doesn't relate to race, or a female comedian who doesn't mention 'men are x, women are y, and I'm on my period', and I'll show you a banjo playing Tapir that can fly a plane. I suppose I could extend the Carole Malone thing to any of those columnists who love to hear and read their own opinions, and snipe at everyone e.g Peter Hitchens, Linda Lee Potter, Carole Malone.....and so on. Thats her, what a waste of Oxygen and Organs...the thing with black comedians though (U.S. ones anyway) is that race has usually defined their lives whilst growing up and its very funny to hear about how they lived before they we're famous and how things change if they become popular.Lenny Henry hardly uses race, he was all about impersonations at first, but then he isn't that funny. I think race jokes are brilliant and both white and black comedians use it to get a laugh, but because there are fewer black comedians people think it defines all black comedians, when really its used by both black and white. Victoria Wood is pretty funny too. Maybe we should have another topic about who makes us laugh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyRover Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 I am living in America at the moment and when thing that drives me bonkers is when you are in a shop or someone does something for you like opening a door and you say thankyou the response you get is mmmhee sound. Drives me mental, manners don't cost a thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James No. 7 Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 The school of law used to include our footnotes in the word limit. I've never heard anything so stupid in my life. Me neither! That would cut my actual essays down to 1000 words, because I footnote every second sentence! I can't sympathise with hating the 3000 word limit, though. Precision in an essay is a fine art. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biddy Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 Word limitations on university papers. 3000 words isn't enough for anything thing dammit! I'm not suprised 3000 isn't enough when you add words for no apparent reason! I hated any word limit. It meant I had to actually write something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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