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Inspired by the game of the same name on popular BBC Radio 4 programme 'I'm Sorry, I Haven't A Clue', what are some alternative meanings for words you've thought of?

Some of my favourites on the show have been:

Dispensation - This pen is from China.

Moisturiser - How Yoda asks if you've been crying.

Celery - A bit like a cellar.

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Twin: What a competitive yorkshireman wants.

Tart: What a yorkshireman looks at in a gallery.

Twerk: Where a yorkshireman goes on Monday morning.

Emu: What a cow from Yorkshire says.

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Still just me?

Perpetuate: How Korean restaurants charge customers.

Perspire: How Steeplejacks charge.

Perverse: How poets get paid.

Peroxide: How hair salons charge.

Pertinent: How Kiwi landlords charge rent.

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20 hours ago, only2garners said:

Should we have a game of Mornington Crescent Mike?

I assume we're playing Sweet FA 1875 rules? Double points on stations related to football, triple if it occurs on a diagonal. Of course cheating is allowed but oh when not caught, and biting incurs a 6 match ban.

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