So far it seems someone is listening to us!

Payback is underrated. I think It is a remake, but surprisingly a good one. Guy Ritchie must have really suffered a talent drain from Madonna. He was once a promising young director, but he got found out. He's a one trick pony. Shane Meadows however, has done some very good films. I've seen This is England and 24/7 and I loved both.

True, I forgot about that. I think they used to do dope in their youth, but they were not smack heads who stagger around on stage and mumble incoheirently. I've not discovered any new bands yet, but I should mention Necrosadistic Goat Torture, a death metal band that an old friend plays bass in. They're on myspace if you're into that sort of thing.

More mockney gangsters? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Films about football hooligans? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Irritating gobsh_tes acting all hard no thanks.

I had to watch it as my fiancee really wanted to see it, and even though the tickets were free, I can say that it was the worst film I have ever seen. From the awful 6th form A-level drama tossers who were the young members of the cast to Julie Walters' typically crap cackling clumsy old bint act, there was not one moment I could say I even remotely tolerated let alone enjoyed. I'd have walked out if I didn't have to climb over several people. It achived the amazing feat of being worse than I expected, and that is from someone who hates ABBA and musicals. Grease was my most disliked film, but the operative word is 'was'. My fiancee loved it though.

My fiancee's brother is a scaffolder, and her other brother owned a scaffolding company . The former is indeed a right handful. Barton is a mental head who has psychological problems. Too crazy to ever play in Rovers' colours. He should be sacked, and then helped by the PFA to sort his head out otherwise he'll be an ex-player with no skills and no future. It is strange how his brother is also violent.

It does look pretty crap. I hear Norbit was considered 'the worst movie ever made' but have never seen it. It just looks awful. Then of course there is the masterpiece that is Gigli. Again, I'm only going by what has been said, but for a film to be pulled off the screens after 1 week when fat arsed Jenny was at her most popular says something. The Love Guru may prove to be up there with Titanic, Belly of The Beast and War of the Worlds in terms of crapness, and if so it would show how Mike Myers' talents are waning.

Spurs. I hope that Berbatov leaves those deluded winkers, and states how he wanted to play for a big club after he signs for Man U. How many times have the yids used the press to unsettle players as they leak stuff to spurs supporting journalists? And then they threaten legal action with Ferguson who never even mentioned or hinted at who he wanted to sign. I hope this year will be another year of nearly reaching Europe, as their defence falls apart again. I'm also loving Leeds' problems. All the talk of 'marching on together' and how they were too big for the likes of Huddesfield, and what happens? They stay in the second division. That'll teach those arrogant, retarded Yorkshire scum.

I agree with Majiball and Mrs. Lovejoy. Shame on Newcastle for giving this little ____ his job back. I don't care if he cost lots of money, he had previous with all the stuff that happened at Man City. He should be sent to the dole queue just like anyone else who behaves like that.

If you want an educational slant on your day out, I recommend The Natural History Museum, or the mining museum in Blanavon, which is near Abergavenny in Wales. I went to the latter as part of my post-grad, and it is brilliant. The interpretation and use of sound, and indeed former miners as guides really brings it all to life. There's always the Donkey Sanctuary in Sidmouth as well.

OK, I take it back. Pete Doherty is the best musician that has ever existed. Up the bracket is the voice of God, and idiots like Beethoven are nowt but dribbling morons when compared to this genius. His music is like so life changing and stuff. He like speaks to like my soul with his songs. Maybe if I take smack and write a few songs, I can one day be declared a living God, and worshipped by teenie indie kids whilst I contract herpes and get away with various crimes. And then I can be NME's pin-up boy after I die young due to my own stupidity. SFA are so much better, as are Divine Comedy, but they don't get the hype as they just get on with their music and don't go round skipping bail and being scanky little smackheads who rob their friends to feed their habit. But then I guess you have to do that kind of thing if you want to be idolised by fashionistas, 16 year olds and Heat/NME readers. To compare Pete with The Beatles is like comparing Steven Segal to Robert De Niro. He may have done some half decent singles, but come on now he has never been that good and never will.

Can't sing, can't write, and often can't be bothered to turn up for gigs. He's rubbish. Half his 'talent' is based on the fact he's a hopeless druggie who mumbles on about the albion like a tramp. People would not worship hiom if he was a teetotal Christian who's trying to save the environment. Gruff Rhys has much more talent, and yet Super Furry Animals have been ignored as they don't do the celeb bandwaggon.

It can take just one album to have an important effect on music as well as a whole load. However, The Libertines are an important band, as sales of smack and pork pie hats have probably increased tenfold as saddo wannabes try to copy Pete Doherty whilst proclaiming him a genius (which he isn't). Another thing hat makes them important, is the they were at the rusty, disease-ridden edge of the tight trousered indie crap which sort of merges with pop and emo. The Libertines were the bit of rough that went with the jangly gituar crap. If Pete and Winehouse hurried up and died, we'd probably be able to get our troops back from Afghanistan as the Taliban's drug money would dry up. The FARC would also fold,and then Colombia may sort itself out. I also hate those lists, and I'm waiting for Q magazine and Channel 4 to do their top '50 lists we've ever done ever'. You cannot quantify 'importance' or 'influence' as they are purely subjective, and a topic like music is open ended. Can the person who made the first piano be more 'important' than Bob Dylan? If so, by how many units of measurement? This would be a crap episode of Numbers..................

Didn't like the libertines. They were tuneless crap with stupid hats and a staggering nobber mumbling like a tramp.

The only bands I'm interested in that has emerged over the last 10 years are Muse, The Hives, Eighties Matchbox......., and British Sea Power. The Who and The Ramones are 100 times better than any of these joke bands like The Hoosiers. And The Ramones admitted they were crap, but they still entertained and helped create punk music. All these bands will create are new fashions to boost Top Shop and Claire's Accessories profits, and make 16 year olds appear more silly than ever.

(Tight jeans + silly pork pie hat) x long angular fringe=absolutely s__t music.

Don't care, it'll still be crap. Did you know there are at least 8 Hellraiser films? I knew of three, but I only discovered all the sequels when unpacking a friend's video collection. He also had an unhealthy number of Babylon 5 videos, that stacked waist high on me (and I'm 6 foot tall). On a different note? Has anyone seen The Hill? It's a 1960's film starring a pre-Bond Sean Connery. It's set on an army base in the desert during WWII, and is about a cruel officer corp trying to cover up the death of a soldier who died of exhaustion and heat stroke. It is a brilliant film, and I wish it was on DVD.

Another Terminator film??!!! I guess they will absolutely not stop until every last penny is squeezed out that franchise and people forget how good the 1st 2 were. It's like all the horror films that have 27 sequels of diminishing quality (e.g. Halloween, Nightmare on Elm St., Hellraiser).

Sooooooooo with Frank's assets frozen at the moment, all these big signings are being funded in the hope they'd be unfrozen. Now that would be typical Citeh if they had a financial meltdown because they spent money they didn't have. It would be hilarious if both Manchester teams crumbled because of the mad scramble for rich owners and easy money. I doubt it would happen though.

I doubt it JC4LAB. Wright seems to like being in the media and spouting rubbish. And I agree with Mrs. Lovejoy, he should shove off and sort out his son, and stop s__t stirring about issues that are not there. He's always had a chip on his shoulder about race hasn't he? I guess he's one of those who didn't really understand that famous quote from Martin Luther King, and only thought it worked one way.

It's a rare thing Phil, but I agree. All the terror laws, attempts to curb jury trials, increase in Speed cameras and CCTV etc. are just chipping away at the liberty of citizens of this country. I propose that people should kidnap government ministers, lock them in a cell for 40 days and ask them about any plots for violence. And ask if they have any family history of heart problems etc. for a 'consumer survey' for good measure. We should point out to them that failure to answer these questons would look bad later on. After 40 days, we will release them without explanation or apology. Then we'd see how they like it.

Which film was that, Wall.E? It just looked naff, although visually it was on form. My favourite Pixar film was The Incredibles.

just seen Wanted. My Fiancee wanted to see it and I thought it would be utter crap after seing the trailer. It was actually not bad. It was big, violent and stupid, and didn't try that hard to be cool. Still, for big loud dumb films you can't beat Face/Off and The Rock. The trailers for the new Mummy film looked good, as did Hellboy II. The latest Pixar effort Wall.E looked a bit rubbish if you're older than 7 though.

Anyone see the Amy Crackhouse do at Glastonbury? Why anyone wanted to see her I don't know. Her songs are a bit crap, and she's an emaciated druggie. I bet alf the people there were seeing if she'd have a funny turn, and to say 'God she's rough'. She didn't disappoint on either score. No doubt she'll be dead by next year's Glasto and everyone will be declaring her a genius. What a waste of mediocrity.

And you'd still moan if he was appointed!