Does any manu fan come from Manchester, at least some of the City supporters do,

its like being born in England and then defecting from the tyranny of the dictators and saying your from Bonnie Scotland, the land of the just and free!

Corrected it for you!

For a wise old sage you're doing a good impression of how not to be one!

I tried to watch it mate I really did but after 4 attempts I still can't watch it all the way through with those awesome bouncing bundles of joy demanding my eyes attention!

Send her my way once your finished!

RIP

Very funny Theno

Did you buy a drink?

I doubt they even know what a coin is and most likely if they do know what it is think it's beneath them as only commoners use coins!!!

I can't follow that!

Removes unmentionables (trousers or gets it out)

Agents finger prints (I assume the dark lord helps out here)

Indian ink (IE what comes at the end)

Venky stains (he got it all over himself and his clothes)

2 and 3 were ok, 3's the best. 1 well I'm an avid fan and I never watch it. to be honest they should have just made three. 7-9 will be interesting I always hoped it would be the thrawn trilogy but apparently not. the books stretch some 50 years after episode 6 so they had best not do a star trek. the fans will go spastic if leia becomes the jedi leader and luke starts popping out chewbaccas babies.

I liked the 1st 30 mins of startrek2 it just went into dumb predictable mode after that though.

Jj Abrahams has turned star trek into dumb brainless bland popcorn films, im dreading what he's going to do with star wars!

we're taking the series in a new direction and yet all I got was a feeling of de ja vu. lazy over paid hollywood rip off merchants.

if he dares do to star wars what hes done to star trek I'll do more than punch mickeys head of next time im at Disney land.

I'm sure I'll laugh once I comprehend the word sexting.

it's like loving two ladies at the same, difficult but rewarding.

The bigger blow was to my bank balance!!!

Ipswich and Barca with 3 goals tonight for me.

I see the yellow sub sank last night. not good.

This Madrid v sevilla games is bonkers. 7-3 after 80mins. I think both sides could do with Myles Anderson to sure up their dodgy defence

Bonkers was Alemeria beating Valencia away.

Unfortunately he died last year, but, as I said, did do quite a lot of other decent places around there with him. Somerset and Devon had loads of good restaurants that were very reasonably priced when we lived there.

My condolences. There are one or two nice places down there if being honest but they're all quite rural and it would be good if one or two better ones opened in the cities. Out of curiosity where did you live in Devon I was based just north of Crediton in a little village who's best amenity was a bus every tuesday and thursday.

Yes many years ago. They had signs up as you went up the drive saying "keep going" " you are still going the right way" the drive was in such a state although the place itself was lovely. I can't remember eating there - I think we just went to visit the I laws who were staying there for a couple of days ( we lived near Yeovil at the time) Did eat in quite a few posh places in that part of the world because my father in law fancied himself as a bit of a gourmet and would sometimes buy us a meal

Aye the drive is a funny one but a number of hotels of that ilk have them. The punters always think they are on a road to nowhere. Well Gumboots if you ever get the father in law down there again get him to take you along, some of the best food I've ever eaten was served there.

has anyone here been to Gidleigh Park down in Chagford Devon?

John Lennon would be proud.

They've made a great start to the season lets hope they can keep it up.

Too much money has exchanged hands for an exit to be possible now.

I can't adam N eve they're going to change the whole of football for 1 world cup, which they knew all along wasn't possible in the summer.

However I am grateful for my winnings.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/24029055

It's better than Neymars.

I went to watch man of steel this morning, I really liked it, but it wont be for everyone, think Terrance Mallick and Michael Bays lovechild(with Chris Nolan as the surrogate host!)

probably the 2nd best superhero movie i've seen(and ive seen most) after the dark knight.

I didn't bother with 3d and I wouldn't advise anybody to see it in 3d(as its just a post conversion) it looked stunning In two'd!(as Kermode would say)

Aye watched it last night and to be fair after reading plotlines and the such I went expecting to see a visual sensation with yet another hollowood raping. However it was good, much more like the cartoons and the comic and ten times better than the last one.

Come on bid away, only one day left.

that was a pretty lame episode, it was just laying the foundations for next season(which I imagine will be about 10 months away)

Apparently it's what HBO do the penultimate episode is the beauty and the last one the aftermath. I just want blood and guts every week @#/? to all the aftermath rubbish.

Season 4 is the second half of the novel "A Storm of Swords" (as season 3 was the first half). It'll have plenty of blood, guts and death, I'm sure.

For example, we haven't yet meant Doran Martell, Prince of Dorne and Elia' older brother [Elia being Rheagar Targaryen's wife who was raped by the Mountain, and her and her infant children murdered by Lannisters in the Sack of King's Landing). He makes Michael Corleone look impatient by comparison. He's waited 15 years for his revenge, building alliances, weaving webs, hiding his intentions from even his close family.

He wants them all dead; every single Lannister. Two of my favorite quotes of his from the novels (when finally revealing his intentions to his previously in the dark and pseudo-rabid daughter):

"Vengeance. Justice. Fire and Blood." (

"I have worked at the downfall of Tywin Lannister since the day they told me of Elia and her children".

Now that I've gotten into the show I'll go and read the books over the coming months and become like Amarillo as I hate it when 'Hollowood' makes changes from the original.

Doran is in for some dissappointment then by all accounts, too much planning and not enough action. How does a mountain rape a woman? Did she fall on a penis shaped rock?

I don't like the lannisters much either if honest although Jamie is surely about to flip and become a better man?

I do wonder what Sam? (very fat nightwatch lad who killed the iceman) will end up doing in the book as he seems to be growing as a character. Although his discovery of those weapons is probably his glory moment.

Theres a show called casualty thats supposed to he ok!

Come on mods sort it this is only for HBO shows!!!!!

That last episode was tosh after the last one, no blood no guts and no-one died. Although i must admit I'm rather beginning to like Greyjoys captor, he's one sick kean, eating lunch in front of him like that.

When does series 4 start?