[Archived] Ewood Park Poo

[Mike Graham]

Did anyone else have the lager in the JW Upper today?

I rarely ever have a pint at the Rovers, and for some reason I have been on the bog five times in the last hour. The only change to my normal cycle was to have that pint and I am now suffering with the shites.

Can anyone advise please?

[yoda]

Did anyone else have the lager in the JW Upper today?

I rarely ever have a pint at the Rovers, and for some reason I have been on the bog five times in the last hour. The only change to my normal cycle was to have that pint and I am now suffering with the shites.

Can anyone advise please?

Sounds like Pune belly

[brinscall]

a pint of what? if one looks at it logically, it's highly unlikely that the 'pint' was responsible. football matches at any one stadium are usually days apart, so it's very unlikely a keg will be kept for the next match. once those shutters come down, i imagine the kegs will be hauled out and back to the suppliers for cleaning and refilling. makes sense?

[VinjayV4]

Never imagined this was a title I would see.

Firstly can you prove it and secondly who gets the complaint? Can't be the catering staff and its not really the clubs fault is it?

[LDRover]

Thwaites lose the gig at Ewood and in other news PB has the Brad Pitts after a dodgy pint.

Sounds connected to me.

[BlueMonday]

Your body is sending a message to Venkys.

Send them a specimen and advise them that this what their management of our Club has done to you.

[Husky]

Was it served in a plastic cup?

[wolfie]

Was it served in a plastic cup?

PB's poo or the beer?

[tomphil]

That's draft lager for you though. If your goin to drink @#/? you have to take the hit

[jim mk2]

Dr Jim says more information is required in this disturbing case to discover the cause of the problem.

I would refer the patient to the Bristol Stool Chart and come back to see me as soon as possible.

https://www.bladderandbowelfoundation.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/BBF-Bristol-Stool-Chart-Jan-2016.pdf

That will be £1,000 please. Cash only.

[den]

Gawd.

[Rover_Shaun]

I thought this was a match topic

[Biddy]

I want to know if PB is feeling any better?

[Husky]

Dr Jim says more information is required in this disturbing case to discover the cause of the problem.

I would refer the patient to the Bristol Stool Chart and come back to see me as soon as possible.

https://www.bladderandbowelfoundation.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/BBF-Bristol-Stool-Chart-Jan-2016.pdf

That will be £1,000 please. Cash only.

Is there a colour chart too Dr Jim?

[ABBEY]

Time for a 7

[tomphil]

There's a number 8 missing off that chart - the Burnley - slightly claret in colour but with a ginger top and very painful to pass but although it thinks it's hard it's actually a very soft s#$t .

[1arC]

I would like to add a bit to this topic. Apparently when Kieran Dyer was in the England squad, he was that nervous before his first game that he got the trots and had to keep nipping off to the toilet. For his second call up allegedly he turned up with only minutes to spare, before his name would have to be deleted from the team sheet. Someone was heard to ask as he arrived at the stadium " is Dyer ere?"

[yoda]

I would like to add a bit to this topic. Apparently when Kieran Dyer was in the England squad, he was that nervous before his first game that he got the trots and had to keep nipping off to the toilet. For his second call up allegedly he turned up with only minutes to spare, before his name would have to be deleted from the team sheet. Someone was heard to ask as he arrived at the stadium " is Dyer ere?"

I think you should get yer coat

[1arC]

I think you should get yer coat

I have just put it on and I will take the dog for a walk. It is a shih tzu!

[BigUts]

Well, what a load of $hit this thread was!