It'll only really work if he's not on the field... ...else we'll just look stooopid!

Good shout Drunx... It could be like when I was little at church... the annoucer could go and please turn to page 101... Forever and Ever..

you could sing the first lot quietly and then holler and THERES ONLY ONE JONNY FCUKING STEAD. Its brash but in the football chant mould.

As the self proclaimed greatest song writer since Burt Bacharach.. ive got to say that this ones class.. Hats off to you spark!

How about... Stead Stead's fiiiiine. Put one on his heeeead. I sometimes fooorrrget that, he's so bloody talllll. Stead Steads fiiine. Look lads he's throooough. Balls stuck to his shoooooe, we've won. Wish Yorkiie would goooo, But Yorkiiie won't go. What do you reckon? Ps. Its to the tune of Red Red Wine. :'>

You didnt actually write that as a SERIOUS song suggestion did you?!! I thought you were kidding and just played along... No way!! Thats hilarious.. Jonny stead stead stead... how ever did you come up with that one?!

The latters original. Perhaps someone could come up with hand actions to do with it?

Again thanks! We can sing it all the way up when we play Southampton.. who knows if I drink enough tins on the way up I may see if I can start it off at Ewood!

I hate you all!

Didnt really want to waste it as I feel very proud to have reached 5 hundred.. its been emotional and Id like to thank everyone for reading my posts, laughing at my jokes (occasionally), associating my words and providing an escape from the drudgery of work this achievement is only slightly marred however by the lack of interest in my two Micheal Grey songs. In conclusion thankyou

Ungrateful @#/?! I know your reading it!! I can see the views going up!!!

Come on fellas some credit? Thats destined to become a classic that is!! It'll be live forever and ever.. but better!

To the tune of lovely day... Dont mean to blow my own trumpet but this is genious!!! When Im going down the rovers love.. dum dum dum dum Drinking beeer and eating pies. Dum Dum And the opposition without warning love... is running down the line.. Then he's sliding in.. Doo doo do doo Spots Gally upfront. He's free. Do doo do doo. Dum Dumm. Plays the ball through. Dum dum doooo And we're winning by three. doo doo. He's Mickey GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY, Mickey Gray. Mickey Gray Mickey Gray. Mickey Gray.

...brilliant but a fire hazard. Which is no laughing matter. Note, If the Stay another day song does take off fans are advised not to use any lighters purchased in groups of 5 for a pound as these are extremely volitile and loud bangs of them exploding in hands would ruin the rhythm.. and the mood.

We could all wave lighters above our heads and sway when singing!!! Itd be brilliant!!

To the tune of Stay another day by East 17- Plaay now. Whether we're at home or we're away.. this boy can really play. and his name is Mickey Graaaay.. Beautiful isnt it?

Sob sniff He's a miserable @#/? but its true!

Sorry SteB Its the only thing that keeps us smiling at the mo though! If it wasnt for random wittisisms people reading the site would become throughly depressed! And then youd have more deaths on your hand than Shipman!!! And you wouldnt want that would you?! Exactly. Promise Ill stop when we get a run together though or something worthwhile to talk about!

Granted. Not my furniture.

Dont you pay any attention Sox, Fleming and clive.. a couple of freeforalls just what this site needs! Worked wonders for my relationship!!

Thats mental! I always thought we were quite a well run club... Arsenal Man U Liverpool Chelsea Newcastle Man City? Birmingham? Us? Arsenal 22 15 7 0 42 14 +28 52 Man Utd 22 16 2 4 40 15 +25 50 Chelsea 22 14 4 4 40 17 +23 46 Charlton 22 10 7 5 31 23 +8 37 Liverpool 22 9 6 7 32 24 +8 33 Newcastle 22 8 9 5 30 23 +7 33 Fulham 22 9 4 9 34 32 +2 31 Southampton 22 8 6 8 21 18 +3 30 Birmingham 21 8 6 7 19 25 -6 30 Bolton 22 7 8 7 26 33 -7 29 Tottenham 22 8 3 11 26 31 -5 27 Aston Villa 22 7 6 9 21 27 -6 27 Middlesbro' 21 6 7 8 20 26 -6 25 Everton 22 6 6 10 25 29 -4 24 Man City 22 5 8 9 31 33 -2 23 Blackburn 22 6 5 11 32 36 -4 23 Portsmouth 22 6 4 12 25 33 -8 22 Leicester 22 4 8 10 31 38 -7 20 Wolves 22 4 7 11 20 44 -24 19 Leeds Utd 22 4 5 13 19 44 -25 17

8th highest wages in the league?! Really? Whats your sources?

I wouldnt mind him as an assistant manager... You cant argue hes good at organising teams defensively Philipl..

If leeds went into administration.. am I correct in thinking that any large future transfers from the club would go to the creditors with the club recieving a small percentage of this... If this is the case wouldnt Leeds hold out for large transfer fees to increase their percentage? Im #### at businesss so if anyone could clarify..