MY INTERVIEW WITH DAVID DUNN
What was the first Rovers game you watched ?
I can't remember. All my memories are associated with eating.
Which Rovers game stands out in your memory as a Rovers supporter ?
I'm hungry
Which Rovers game stands out in your memory as a Rovers player ?
The game where I couldn't score from 12 yards at Old Trafford and I never apologised.
Who during your lifetime has been the best Rovers player ?
Kevin Davies. He liked pie nearly as much as me.
What was your worst moment as a Rovers supporter ?
Pies sold out.
What was your worst moment as a Rovers player ?
Every game in the 2002-2003 season and particularly the match at Old Trafford where I hit a weak penalty and never apologised.
Who was your room mate on away trips at Rovers, and did he snore or have any strange rituals ?
Nobody. The other players ncouldn't fit in the same room because I'm too fat.
Who is the biggest joker in the Rovers squad ?
Graeme Souness. He said I was a good player ha ha ha!
Do you read supporters internet web sites, and if so have you ever read the fans message board on this site ? (www.brfcs.com)
No I spend all my spare time eating big Macs.
What are your plans for the summer ?
Constant trips to Mc Donalds.
If Rovers had needed a point to stay up, and Birmingham were given a last minute penalty on Saturday, would you take it and if you did would you hit it over the stand ?
I would probably hit it weak like I did at Old Trafford against the glory hunters and never apologised. You have never forgiven me for that have you Mr Respectable?
Could you care less about Burnley football club. Do you wonder why Rovers fans bother spending time talking about a nothing club? Do you wonder why they don't hate Man Utd more?
(Starts eating pie and didn't get an answer)
Prediction for Saturday ?
The match or what I'm going to have for dinner?
Any other comments ?
No. Eating.
Good Luck
Signed. Fat @#/? who can't score a penalty from 12 yards.