Could be a Boro win unless we get our central defensive act together. Southgate will think he can keep us out, and score goals from midfield. Up front: Nonda's speed and power coupled with Benni's strikers' instincts and trickery to try and counter Woodgate, who is showing what a class act he is. Woodgate for England with Ferdinand on the bench?

At half time I was searching for a phrase to describe Jeffers' performance. A mate suggested "Dwight Yorke."

Shouldn't it be Your brother's your uncle Your sister's your mum You're all inbred You B*rnley scum At least that's genetically correct?

Tony Parkes was the epitome of loyalty to the Club. I hope the person who leaked his departure to the press is disciplined by the Club. Thanks Tony for the years of service and all the best with whatever comes next.