How ironic that this should exactly mirror my own experiences and feelings about this board and the sum of its contribution to BRFC. You sound uncannily like the wife, although I'm sure she would take umbrage at your use of "middle-aged man". Wishful thinking. Me.

Since we're both season ticket holders, we arranged our wedding not to clash with the fixtures. When Sky TV moved the fixture we chose to rearrange the wedding, because close friends and family are season ticket holders. I've played on Ewood four times in local schools competitions. Does any of the Football Aid money actually go to BRFC, aren't they a diabetes charity? (Cue accusations of uncharitable tightness) I'd question whether having a kick-about jolly with a few opposition fans constitutes "promoting the club".

.....................being the most astute comment that you've made. Do they sell Celtic items in the club shop?

And we all lived happily ever after......................so we'll see you there tomorrow with all the other numpties then? And attributing statements to me that I haven't actually made isn't very good moderating is it?

Good argument. Which supporter's board are you on next week?

Unfortunately not.

Brilliant. I bet that you actually believe that statement.

Correct.

Ha ha haha haha haha Ho hoho hoho You're really funny. All that education was worthwhile after all. When I did my degree and my MSc I still managed to go and watch the Rovers, (and that's when we were sh!t, excluding the ecstacy of winning the Full Members) These days I have enough money left over to go to the match or even live in squalor in Pleasington. Pay off your own debts you sponger and use your student loan to buy a season ticket you lightweight.

My family don't live in squalor. I was asked about my "culture" or background. Just to clarify that Ribble Valley isn't Blackburn, Ribchester isn't Blackburn and Sydney certainly isn't Blackburn. WTF would you know? What exactly does our man in Sydney contribute? You might have an affection for BRFC, but you're not exactly a supporter are you?

May I welcome you to the mills, street corners, back alleys, lures, snares and dives of Blackburn.

Queue violins.......... I'm certain that John William's plans to get bums on seats doesn't account for any of you lightweights

Mihir BOSE is seeking to discredit BRFC so I, in response, looked to undermine his reputation. The people that you are defending didn't exactly greet me with open arms did they? We also definitely have different opinions on what constitutes being a "fan". Shooting the breeze on here or actually getting down to a game. Also, the chap from Texas who you are defending wants to put something like "spill blood for the Rovers" on his camouflage jacket...............I NEVER antagonise real fans. And if by your use of the word "colourful" you are suggesting that I used profanity.................well, that's not true is it? A college year out in America doesn't automatically make you a "smart" person does it?

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

You shouldn't feel too bad, there's people that live within 10 miles of Ewood that can't be bothered. However, it amazes me that some appear to believe that exciting a few electrons on the electronic interweb constitutes support of a football club. When I was working in Holland for the latter part of the relegation season and the first half the first Championship season I had season tickets and was back for ALL the home games and some of the away. We're 5TH IN THE PREMIERSHIP and you don't know when your next game is...............