SK "It's not my fault - JJ tells me what to do, honest." VENKYS "Ok Stevie, JJ is gone - he never stayed late so we didn't think he was any good" SK "And and the players always do what I tell them to do but it doesn't work, so it must be their fault as well. Its not fair I will scream and scream until you sack them all" VENKYS "Calm down Stevie, we will do it for you - at least results won't get any worse without players" SK "Thankyou. Now I will go and tell the fans that having no players is a positive thing."