Saw MGP in Starbucks in Manchester yesterday.

Considered shaking him by the 'offending' hand but decided to leave him in piece.....

And before anyone asks - his bird (unfortunately) was not with him

I think there's a keeper for swansea called Willie Gerrit, which always makes me laugh

Plus Junior McDougall

The one where there's a 450,000 crowd at the MCG and Australia have made 500odd from their 50 overs? But there's a storm coming and Sri Lanka are 3-0 (or 0-3 for us brits) and then it starts raining? "Thats right, ###### off and run for cover!"

Lonerangers Da Silva, Iwroteanote Returntasenda! (da dum da dum)

My personal favourite is Ileftmateef Inajaratthesideofthabed

Some of them are very clever: Wasim Akram = Wasi acrim?

I've got:

The 12th Man Again, Still The 12th Man and the Wired World of Sports 2

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The one where benaud is going through the pronunciation of the Pakistan Team always has me in stitches!! I have that CD and the one you are talking about Lee - hilarious when Bill Lawrie goes mad when big Merv gets his hat-trick

He's in the paper again:-

Mirror

Imagine that could get a little feisty!!

Agree with veryone else on this one. Thought he had a decent game (especially when you compare him with Thommo). So what if he gets in other players faces - it's exactly what you want to see.

Personally think he's a great signing.

Any reason why Tyler wasn't doing the commentary last night? That's the last 2 Arse games he has sat out of.

Could it be that Sky have finally sussed out that he is the biggest gooner of them all?

Sunday the cheat says in an article in the Observer that he wants to put his past behind him and get on with playing football. The day after he cheats his way back into controversy.

If he's going to carry on doing this he might as well just admit he's a con man, instead of trying to persuade everyone he's changed.

Absolute disgrace. Still fuming with rage about it this morning.

And can managers (I mean all of them) just admit that a player was wrong instead of turning it around to saying 'it's about time we had some luck'. It's a completely disgraceful thing to say in my book and sends out the wrong message to players etc

All that said, we were toothless in attack and I hope Hughes does something to sort it out after his red mist over Diouf settles.

Has anyone had the pleasure of listening to John Mayer? First heard him in the US and his music is awesome if you fancy chilling out.

Seems like he's big everywhere apart from here.

Get a grip you sad no lifers - hardly anyone has made any signings yet, give Souey a f'in chance!

As it is, Dickov is a great signing for the price, what is £100,000 these days? He's only going to be 4th choice striker anyway!

We do have a few over 30's in the sqaud but who doesn't? You need the old heads, especially in key positions like central defence. And how can anyone call Amo crap, he was an inspiration at the end of the season. Seem to remember he had one of the most exciting and skilful young players in the country, Wayne Rooney, in his pocket at Goodison.

We've signed Dickov but we also signed Stead last season, Gally was brought into the first team, Douglas has just signed a contract, Andy Taylor has signed professional terms recently, Jay McEvelely will be back as well as Thompson, Ferguson, Emerton, Johannsson and Neill who are all relatively young.

We've got a squad with an excellent blend od youth and experience, something which Souness has always strived for and will continue to do, and which got us 6th place and won us the League Cup. Last season we had to take a step back for various reasons but this will enable us to take two steps forward next season whith whal should be a great squad.

COME ON YOU BLUES!

Got to agree with you on that one KMH. Why is it that signing someone over 30 is such a bad thing? As long as Dickov is just a support striker it's a great signing to have someone with his experience who might give a toss about the place if he plays.

Not going to slate Amo until he's had a decent run in the team free from injury. It can't be a coincidence that we win 4 games on the bounce with him the team so I'll leave judgement until next season.

With a few more additions think we'll have the right blend of youth/age to have a respectable season next year (and hopefully a cup run to shout about).

Quarters definitely, but worried that we'll either play Spain or Portugal

If we can beat France then I reckon we've a chance of going all the way - i've never heard the squad being so confident about winning a tournament ever.

What's everyone's thoughts on who should play if Terry unfit? Personally I'd play chuckle gary at CB and put Carragher at RB.

Best of luck to them anyway.