How about...
Stead Stead's fiiiiine.
Put one on his heeeead.
I sometimes fooorrrget that,
he's so bloody talllll.
Stead Steads fiiine.
Look lads he's throooough.
Balls stuck to his shoooooe, we've won.
Wish Yorkiie would goooo,
But Yorkiiie won't go.
What do you reckon?
Ps. Its to the tune of Red Red Wine. :'>