Yu and You just declared best Chinese in Britain by Gordon Ramsay Channel 4...........

Well done Victor..........

If we're playin' "trendy" I bought my C.D. of Dark Side Of The Moon to replace me cassette which replaced the vinyl several years ago ............prefer Wish You Were Here though.......

Saw Muse at Old Trafford recently.............

Nearly as good as T'Rovers at the seaside ( last time I went there tangerines were also in the top flight............)

[ Fat, Old an' Proud ................................)

A good honest Pro who has conducted himself in the right way and given his best. Shaky start but worked hard and adapted well. All the best for the future OrangeOOijer. Hope everyone remembers to give him the plaudits he deserves on Sunday.

I wish all you merry fleuklers well.........

Rovers are my main life interest outside of my family and my social life is in your hands

Was most impressed on reading the minutes of your meetings in how serious and well organised you are.........

Please remember one thing - you lot count as fleurk when it comes to the success of Rovers........

You are all die-hards and will still be there when we join blackpooldersaddoseasiders in whatever division they are in.

What counts for OUR club is NOT the likes of youslers but the actions of the mythical floating fans, the loverlyladies who attended euro and our best matelers my best friends our asianpakoindibanglieosorWHATEVER puntlers who WILL determine our long term status - NOT YOU.....

Get them on board and pick up some of the flotsam and jetsam of Lancashire or we are to the premiership what the dead parrot is to Little Britain.

Good luck to you - but I hope you remove your myopic glasses for long enough to ensure that you are not merely the musicians playing the dirge at our premiership funeral

What is missing at Ewood is the feel good factor.

We have been spoilt by recent success and do not get excited by the thought of merely surviving in the premiership.

I cannot see the buzz returning until we are involved in challenging for promotion.

I previously didn't want either wigan or preston to go up as I thought that this could reduce our crowd.

However I now believe this to be erroneous. The two will bring larger crowds to Ewood than teams from further away and local press, tv and radio will create a buzz that will help reduce the general disenchantment for football that is especially present in Blackburn.

I will also be able to get to more away games and guess which dingles will be the sad little boy sat in the corner at the party all alone silently sobbing to himself.

Nobenders for me.

It would appear that a certain workshy fop with the ludicrous name of Cheeky Sidders has attempted to compare this crackpot character Vinjay to my goodself.  To say I am outraged would be an understatement.  In fact I am flabbergasted.

I'm sure Vinjay does know many professional people and no doubt he meets most of them on a monthly basis when he is up at the Psychiatric Unit having his injections, wheras I know eminent doctors, serious television presenters, politicians, and several massively underrated social workers on a personal basis.  I often talk to them in Mr Dennis' shop where I puchase my midget gems, iced fancies and educational periodicals.

So Mr Sidders, I'll thank you not to compare the delusional ramblings of an obviously academically deficient troublemaker to Mr Graham Lister again.  And be warned - I'll be printing off your despicable comments about Vimboy being like me and storing them with the rest of my legal and medical research papers.

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Goddler yer soo fleurklin' FOOOOONNY, TWWEEAARTLER......

Me, I'm gonad stick one upyer foooklin' tweartler an' yoo iz gonad 'ave me ten ton babblyier likeitornottler yer sad feurklin'koontleryoooooo..

WATCHIN AN WAITIN AM IIIIIIIII ..........( u b careful sadboy ).

Little mummy's boy

He wasn't very old

Though he was very small

He never would be told

Vinny Vinny

Vinny Vinny - Oooh

Vinny Vinny

Poor little Vinny wouldn't let go

He'd stay awake at night

Lying in his bed

No one ever listened

To a single word he said

Vinny Vinny ...

Silly boy

Silly boy

Silly boy

Such a silly boy

Vinny Vinny ...

Now little Vinny's gone

He disappeared one day

But no one saw the ambulance

That took little Vin away

Vinny Vinny ...

We can but live in hope.

Friends, Rovers, countrymen, lend me your ears;

I come to bury manure, not to praise them.

The evil that men do lives after them;

The good is oft interred with their bones;

So let it be with manure. The nob'ead scum

Hath told you manure were ambitious:

If it were so, it was a grievous fault,

And grievously hath manure answer'd it.

Here, under leave of Glazer and the press -

For Glazer is an honourable man;

So are they all, all honourable men -

Come I to speak at manure's funeral.

They weren't my friends - scum, and not just to me:

But Glazer says he is ambitious;

And Glazer is an honourable man.

He hath brought many captives home to Tampa

Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill:

Did this in manure seem suspicious?

When that the poor have cried, manure hath laughed:

Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:

Yet Glazer says he was ambitious;

And Glazer is an honourable man.

You all did see that at the Buccaneers

Who oft presented him a kingly crown,

Which he did never refuse: was this ambition?

Yet Glazer says he was ambitious;

And, sure, he is an honourable man.

I speak not to disprove what Glazer spoke,

But here I am to speak what I do know.

You all did hate him once, not without cause:

What cause withholds you then, to worship him?

O judgment! thou art fled to brutish @#/?s,

And manure have lost their reason. Bear with me;

My laughter is in the coffin there with manure,

And I must hope it doesn't come back to me.

Might I suggest getting rid of the lazy and the stupid.

HEIR HEIR FICK BAZTUDS.

GET RIDE SES I..........

bigger club than us eh

how many fans u bring to st andrews

thx for the 4 points and £3.1 million

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester

An' I'll give you the key

Come on now let's get together

In perfect harmony

I got twenty acres

An' you got forty-three

Now I got a brand new combine harvester

An' I'll give you the key

We certainly play more of a 4-5-1 than a 5-4-1. Really that isn't an issue though, just a pointless detail.

True.

The issue is do we play an extra striker instead of Mokoena.

It's all a question of personnel.

And we do not play 4 5 1 - it's 4 1 4 1 - which is very different. If you insist on three ranks then we play 5 4 1 as Mokoena has been playing more as a defender.

The question for next year is all about if we play T'axe or not.

He looks great in front of the back four breaking up opposition attacks but has so far looked uncomfortable in midfield or defence in a 4 4 2.

If we sign the type of strikers who need to play with a partner then will T'axe keep his place?

Read my lips........

..........Matteo was superb - one of England's best young talents didn't get a look in.....

I cannot believe I am going to say this after the HORROR of attending Ewood earlier this season ( away team attacks - away team scores ) but I don't mind if we don't sign ANY defenders during the summer

BLOKE???????

She's here- and quietly screaming "I told you so" a lot! (And thoroughly LOVING this season now)

But I wish this hadn't been brought up, It would give the "jilted boys" more chance to whinge on about their lost love.

Fair play Jannielassie - there's nowt like being proved right all along is there............

Why are the BBC blowing up an 'incident' of Savage running off the pitch and bumping into Routledge when there is the most minimal of contact?

'Cos they're fleurklin' scumbler ceuntelers who know shyiite about soddler all??

It was inevitable that Todd would be charged by the f.a.

They are a bunch of craven invertebrates who merely respond to the media and are incapable of self determination.

What will really be interesting is if they find him guilty or not.

To do so they have to find him guilty of intent.

Todd will undoubtedly plead not guilty and appear before them.

Frankly it will be impossible to prove that intent from the video clips we have all seen.

Only Todd knows his intent and he is going to plead his innocence.

Any reasonable party will HAVE to give him the benefit of the doubt.....

......But remember, this is the f.a. we are talking about.

I am not holding my breath and neither should you

Being serious these semi-finals illustrate what is going wrong with modern football.

In our game a skilful team managed to break down the dogged underdogs in an interesting tactical competitive match.

In todays game a skilful side took the pish out of a woeful defeatist side of underdogs who merely rolled over and died. The game was hardly worth the effort of watching.

And yet it appears that our nation of armchair fans much preferred todays match

The sooner a European league is set up to remove the blight of armchairfootywanklernumpties the better

The geordies "open" style of play made for an ever so exciting game.

O.K. - it was a stroll in the park for the mancs but at least we did not see any of our favourite stars getting stuck in or being kicked.

The lack of any competition whatsoever was a joy to behold.

A hammering of the minnows by b.b.c. united !!

Much better than the over competitive stuff that we had to endure yesterday.

If I were a geordie I would be much prouder of my team today than I am of ours.

Rovers lost but played as well as we could.

I am proud to support a small town club.

The media and the f.a. care NOTHING for our national game apart from lining their own pockets by sticking their bloated snouts in the trough.

They wanted us to roll over and die to let the media darlings whank themselves off in a rapturous state of grandeur.

Can't wait 'till we play Palace in a game that means nothing to the REAL SCUM but means EVERYTHING to PROPER football fans.

Will Nelsen become more of a Rovers legend than Big Col

Yawn.

Shouldn't bother as I've said it before.

Club should've made available TEN!! YES TEN!! ( without credit loveler )

tickets for every SINGLE season ticket holder FIRST CUM, FIRST SERVE.....

Dead simple really.

Create a panic in the marketplace and many more would've rushed out to buy to avoid missing out.

As we did not do this many season ticket holders have not yet purchased because they are waiting to buy tickets in the same block as friends or family without season tickets.

DDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUURRRRRRRRR !!!!!!!!!!

Another Rovers "own goal"

If season ticket holders sold on for a profit ( not likely in a buyers market ) SO BE IT - we deserve the perk.

Still probably would not sell out but any left could then made available to those with a past buying history and then to anyone with a vertebral spine.

THE CLUB HAVE COCKED UP BY RATIONING TICKETS WHEN IT WOULD TAKE A MINOR MIRACLE FOR US TO SELL OUT.

..............Perhaps they are worried that we may be infiltrated by t'arseoles

Mark Hughes is 16/1 with the bookies to be the next manager at Old Trafford after United chief executive David Gill said that Alex Ferguson is "sackable."

Gill told Radio 5: "We live in a very pressurised sport. The pressure will be on next season and we wouldn't want that pressure not to be there."

Martin O'Neill and Carlos Queiroz are the two favourites for the job. Queiroz has been identified recently by Ferguson as his possible successor, while O'Neill is believed to covet the Old Trafford job.

The latest odds with bookies Paddy Power are:

2/1 Martin O'Neill

5/2 Carlos Queiroz

10/1 Sven Goran Eriksson

10/1 Steve McClaren

10/1 Ottmar Hitzfeld

10/1 David Moyes

14/1 Fabio Capello

16/1 Mark Hughes

16/1 Roy Keane

18/1 Steve Bruce

25/1 Gordon Strachan

33/1 Louis Van Gaal

Meanwhile, the Red Scum have called for a seeding system in the Champions League last 16 to try to ensure that the biggest clubs remain in the quarter-final. United chief David Gill says that the Champions League doesn't benefit the rich clubs enough!

Gill said that the knock-out system in the last 16 is "not good for the big clubs and not good for TV and sponsors," after United were beaten earlier this month by AC Milan.

The Sham-pions League is already a big cartel for the rich clubs - but now it seems as if the big clubs want to be virtually guaranteed a passage into the last 8....

Arsene Wenger agrees with Gill. He says: "You can't afford to have Real Madrid and Manchester United - big clubs who invest so much money - going out in the last 16."

Seems as if the rich clubs want an even bigger slice of the cake - with the others left with hardly any crumbs at all.

Link below:

Man United call for European revamp

Ooohh Phileap......

....Titter ye not

5 nil to the scum.....

......Keane plays his last ever game for manure after T'axe breaks his leg in seventeen places..........

...Well targeted al qa'ida suicide bombing of owd t'rrific...

..... sir alex the r.f.w sustains a severe dislocation of the coccyx after a well placed kick from HUGHESEYYYYYYY !!!!!!!!!!!!!! following an argument over WHATEVRRRRRRRR.....

Good result all round.