Yu and You just declared best Chinese in Britain by Gordon Ramsay Channel 4........... Well done Victor..........

If we're playin' "trendy" I bought my C.D. of Dark Side Of The Moon to replace me cassette which replaced the vinyl several years ago ............prefer Wish You Were Here though....... Saw Muse at Old Trafford recently............. Nearly as good as T'Rovers at the seaside ( last time I went there tangerines were also in the top flight............) [ Fat, Old an' Proud ................................)

A good honest Pro who has conducted himself in the right way and given his best. Shaky start but worked hard and adapted well. All the best for the future OrangeOOijer. Hope everyone remembers to give him the plaudits he deserves on Sunday.

I wish all you merry fleuklers well......... Rovers are my main life interest outside of my family and my social life is in your hands Was most impressed on reading the minutes of your meetings in how serious and well organised you are......... Please remember one thing - you lot count as fleurk when it comes to the success of Rovers........ You are all die-hards and will still be there when we join blackpooldersaddoseasiders in whatever division they are in. What counts for OUR club is NOT the likes of youslers but the actions of the mythical floating fans, the loverlyladies who attended euro and our best matelers my best friends our asianpakoindibanglieosorWHATEVER puntlers who WILL determine our long term status - NOT YOU..... Get them on board and pick up some of the flotsam and jetsam of Lancashire or we are to the premiership what the dead parrot is to Little Britain. Good luck to you - but I hope you remove your myopic glasses for long enough to ensure that you are not merely the musicians playing the dirge at our premiership funeral

What is missing at Ewood is the feel good factor. We have been spoilt by recent success and do not get excited by the thought of merely surviving in the premiership. I cannot see the buzz returning until we are involved in challenging for promotion.

I previously didn't want either wigan or preston to go up as I thought that this could reduce our crowd. However I now believe this to be erroneous. The two will bring larger crowds to Ewood than teams from further away and local press, tv and radio will create a buzz that will help reduce the general disenchantment for football that is especially present in Blackburn. I will also be able to get to more away games and guess which dingles will be the sad little boy sat in the corner at the party all alone silently sobbing to himself. Nobenders for me.

Goddler yer soo fleurklin' FOOOOONNY, TWWEEAARTLER...... Me, I'm gonad stick one upyer foooklin' tweartler an' yoo iz gonad 'ave me ten ton babblyier likeitornottler yer sad feurklin'koontleryoooooo.. WATCHIN AN WAITIN AM IIIIIIIII ..........( u b careful sadboy ).

Little mummy's boy He wasn't very old Though he was very small He never would be told Vinny Vinny Vinny Vinny - Oooh Vinny Vinny Poor little Vinny wouldn't let go He'd stay awake at night Lying in his bed No one ever listened To a single word he said Vinny Vinny ... Silly boy Silly boy Silly boy Such a silly boy Vinny Vinny ... Now little Vinny's gone He disappeared one day But no one saw the ambulance That took little Vin away Vinny Vinny ... We can but live in hope.

Friends, Rovers, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury manure, not to praise them. The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones; So let it be with manure. The nob'ead scum Hath told you manure were ambitious: If it were so, it was a grievous fault, And grievously hath manure answer'd it. Here, under leave of Glazer and the press - For Glazer is an honourable man; So are they all, all honourable men - Come I to speak at manure's funeral. They weren't my friends - scum, and not just to me: But Glazer says he is ambitious; And Glazer is an honourable man. He hath brought many captives home to Tampa Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill: Did this in manure seem suspicious? When that the poor have cried, manure hath laughed: Ambition should be made of sterner stuff: Yet Glazer says he was ambitious; And Glazer is an honourable man. You all did see that at the Buccaneers Who oft presented him a kingly crown, Which he did never refuse: was this ambition? Yet Glazer says he was ambitious; And, sure, he is an honourable man. I speak not to disprove what Glazer spoke, But here I am to speak what I do know. You all did hate him once, not without cause: What cause withholds you then, to worship him? O judgment! thou art fled to brutish @#/?s, And manure have lost their reason. Bear with me; My laughter is in the coffin there with manure, And I must hope it doesn't come back to me.

HEIR HEIR FICK BAZTUDS. GET RIDE SES I..........

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester An' I'll give you the key Come on now let's get together In perfect harmony I got twenty acres An' you got forty-three Now I got a brand new combine harvester An' I'll give you the key

True. The issue is do we play an extra striker instead of Mokoena.

It's all a question of personnel. And we do not play 4 5 1 - it's 4 1 4 1 - which is very different. If you insist on three ranks then we play 5 4 1 as Mokoena has been playing more as a defender. The question for next year is all about if we play T'axe or not. He looks great in front of the back four breaking up opposition attacks but has so far looked uncomfortable in midfield or defence in a 4 4 2. If we sign the type of strikers who need to play with a partner then will T'axe keep his place?

Read my lips........ ..........Matteo was superb - one of England's best young talents didn't get a look in..... I cannot believe I am going to say this after the HORROR of attending Ewood earlier this season ( away team attacks - away team scores ) but I don't mind if we don't sign ANY defenders during the summer

Fair play Jannielassie - there's nowt like being proved right all along is there............

'Cos they're fleurklin' scumbler ceuntelers who know shyiite about soddler all??

It was inevitable that Todd would be charged by the f.a. They are a bunch of craven invertebrates who merely respond to the media and are incapable of self determination. What will really be interesting is if they find him guilty or not. To do so they have to find him guilty of intent. Todd will undoubtedly plead not guilty and appear before them. Frankly it will be impossible to prove that intent from the video clips we have all seen. Only Todd knows his intent and he is going to plead his innocence. Any reasonable party will HAVE to give him the benefit of the doubt..... ......But remember, this is the f.a. we are talking about. I am not holding my breath and neither should you

Being serious these semi-finals illustrate what is going wrong with modern football. In our game a skilful team managed to break down the dogged underdogs in an interesting tactical competitive match. In todays game a skilful side took the pish out of a woeful defeatist side of underdogs who merely rolled over and died. The game was hardly worth the effort of watching. And yet it appears that our nation of armchair fans much preferred todays match The sooner a European league is set up to remove the blight of armchairfootywanklernumpties the better

The geordies "open" style of play made for an ever so exciting game. O.K. - it was a stroll in the park for the mancs but at least we did not see any of our favourite stars getting stuck in or being kicked. The lack of any competition whatsoever was a joy to behold. A hammering of the minnows by b.b.c. united !! Much better than the over competitive stuff that we had to endure yesterday. If I were a geordie I would be much prouder of my team today than I am of ours.

Rovers lost but played as well as we could. I am proud to support a small town club. The media and the f.a. care NOTHING for our national game apart from lining their own pockets by sticking their bloated snouts in the trough. They wanted us to roll over and die to let the media darlings whank themselves off in a rapturous state of grandeur. Can't wait 'till we play Palace in a game that means nothing to the REAL SCUM but means EVERYTHING to PROPER football fans.

Will Nelsen become more of a Rovers legend than Big Col

Yawn. Shouldn't bother as I've said it before. Club should've made available TEN!! YES TEN!! ( without credit loveler ) tickets for every SINGLE season ticket holder FIRST CUM, FIRST SERVE..... Dead simple really. Create a panic in the marketplace and many more would've rushed out to buy to avoid missing out. As we did not do this many season ticket holders have not yet purchased because they are waiting to buy tickets in the same block as friends or family without season tickets. DDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUURRRRRRRRR !!!!!!!!!! Another Rovers "own goal" If season ticket holders sold on for a profit ( not likely in a buyers market ) SO BE IT - we deserve the perk. Still probably would not sell out but any left could then made available to those with a past buying history and then to anyone with a vertebral spine. THE CLUB HAVE COCKED UP BY RATIONING TICKETS WHEN IT WOULD TAKE A MINOR MIRACLE FOR US TO SELL OUT. ..............Perhaps they are worried that we may be infiltrated by t'arseoles