RT @KieranDAL_: If Jamie Vardy beats Ruud Van Nistlerooy's record I'll get chat @#/? get banged tattooed on my head

What is going on in the Bournemouth game??? #scenes

What the @#/? was that dream all about.

RT @Fitzy_07: Didnae take long for the hunt for a new flat mate to get weird ???????????? https://t.co/8QdDWCrdX0

I've just bought a car....

RT @JmeBBK: Does the queen wish she was born into a "normal" family so she can just go raving and link man on tinder and get HD brows?

This guy in the car dealership is a pure dick

2nd night in a row and I can't sleep.. What is going on?

RT @TedLittler: i will never understand girls who think it's acceptable to wear hoop earrings the size of a @#/? quidditch goal ????

Genuinely don't think this train has done over 30mph #crawling

HOMETIME

Love not being able to sleep????

RT @Cartwright_G: @CostaCoffee i was joking jess, you literally did @#/? all to help me i hope you get sacked

RT @joshdonaldson98: That'll be that then http://t.co/fP1txPj6nH

This is a joke now. https://t.co/BzRLlJUiHH

RT @koolting: TBH I think I'd actually faint https://t.co/YXIzY5IJBJ

Need to start doing stuff with me evenings boredom doesn't even justify it anymore.

Need 2 tickets for Saturday, can anyone help?? #Rovers