To the tune of my old mans a dustman,
His name is Gary Flitcroft
He wears the captains band
And when he sees a lapdancer
he says im sha**ing that!
This ones for after the dream final, hopefully
Youv'e only one medal shearer
one medal shearer
Youv'e only one medal shearer
one medal shearer
Youv'e only one medal shearer