Discontent in the Whammers dressing room.... here's Lucash's take on it

Rift?..... What Rift?

To the tune of 'Won it five times' from the Scouse lot....

He's our uncle Jack

He's our Uncle Ja-a-ack

He's the number one

He's our Uncle Jack

its not

Bloomin' 'eck Abbs... did your reply go missing for three years ??

Aye, Bentley has put in some excellent crosses in the first half.. I hope he can get a few shots in in the second half

It's taken you a month a half to put that together!

Sometimes you just have to wait and wait and wait for the right punch-line to come along !

If this is true and we do really want to keep him (and I'm sure that we do), then I think now would be the time to put another offer on the table.

How many offers does he need to reject before you accept he doesn't want to play for us anymore

Serves the greedy barsteward right

The only problem would be that we would be left until the end of the season with a player who doesn't want to be here

Parking = Three Mile Cross and walk.

Much better than spending £7!! That's 2 1/2 pints!!

Ahh but if you're driving you're not going to be drinking 2 1/2 pints are you

The chap who said the ball girl's name was Maynard is spot on - she was the daughter of late Selwyn Froggit/Greengrass actor Bill Maynard who lived in Helmshore

His real name was Walter Williams... So I very much doubt his daughter would have taken his 'stage name'

Hughes seeks consolation with Wednesday in mind and then we see a mid December plunge into the bottom 3, get the easiest draw out of the hat in the EUFA having whooped the frogs 2-0, a Russian tycoon and oil magnate takes over the club and injects 500million, burnley go bust and sell the land off for affordable housing and jsut for good measure it snows Christmas Day

Whoaaa.. look out Bob F ! .... serious contender to take over the monthly reviews here

Sky Sports 1 (Ford Football Special at 10pm) have it down as Charlton v Blackburn at Ewood Park

We're away to Everton

excellent stuff Bob.. as ever !!

Please don't pack in doing the reviews we might get Vinjay offering to be your replacement!!!!!!

When are we going to see officials in the Prem that can actually DO the job they are paid for ????

That crap linesman cost us this game (yes, before I get flamed to death, I know we only created one chance in 90 minutes.. but that @#/? decision took the wind out of our sails)

Great stuff yet again Bob

Another masterpiece.. well done Bob

mgp was top drawer tonight, he had a well good game

Sorry mate, but from what I saw from my seat in the JW stand MGP was very ordinary

If Spuds are still offering £3M+ for MGP.. for goodness sake Hughsey - TAKE IT !!!! the guy was conspicuous by his abscence today and offered nothing on the flank.

I thought the officials were very poor today, giving free kicks to Chelsea and not giving us free kicks for exactly the same infringement - no wonder Sparky was having a go at the fourth official !!

We need a creative midfielder URGENTLY, we offered nnothing going forward - balls lumped up to the front two just came pinging back !

"Dwight Yorke with purpose" was how you described it far more succinctly in the pub before the San Miguel kicked in !

Ahhh but how he described it AFTER the San Miguel kicked in is what we want to know

I'm quite looking forward to seeing this McCarthy bloke dribbling up the pitch at Ewood... especially if she's dressed like in your pic of him Bob

Seriously though.. cracking good read yet again Bob ! Cheers mate

JW Upper Central.. Row 15 Seat 199 (level with the 18 yard line of the Blackburn end) cracking view !!

Toogs is on

Comedy 4th goal

Douglas should've scored

Has he got new glasses ??

... what are we watching right now :| It's bizarre.

The bird in the red and white spotted shorts was ok though