One little Piggy stayed at Home.

[Alan75]

Aston Villa striker will miss Sundays game at Ewood, following a bit of alternative medicine, or was it d.i.y.?

In order to treat a blood blister under his nail, Darius (not the popstar) apparently tried to drill a hole through his toe nail. The result being that it has caused an infection and the nail has had to be removed.

Maybe I was right about the popstar. Darius(Black&) Decker and the Blue Toes.

[eddiecolne]

Good job he didn't have a headache