An appeal!
For the ‘Burial of the Coffin Event’ in just 17 days I desperately need some help from our resident wordsmiths. We believe that the ‘priest’ who gave the ‘sermon’ at the last resurrection and burial of the coffin has relocated to Spain and so far we have been unable to obtain the script of his speech from 1999’s relegation. It consisted of humorous rhyming couplets all to do with Rovers’ fate. However, I’m sure that some of our members and other Rovers fans are talented enough to invent lines of a new sermon for us. Please if you feel any inspiration, post your lines on the ‘Burial Speech’ thread, which will be taken away and the best contributions will form the sermon on the day.
Incidently, do we have any budding thesps who would like to be the ‘priest’ on the day? If so, please pm me!
To help you with your creativity, I managed to find the beginning and end of the ‘resurrection’ speech from 2001, to give you a flavour of what’s required.
“Look down on your team from the heavens above, be proud Jack Walker for what they have done.
You have come from near and far, to see Blackburn Rovers as they are.
Nothing will stop us, young and old, from celebrating as we have been told.
This team they said was far too slow, did not like it down below.” …
“Preston tried and Preston failed, to climb the mountain that Blackburn scaled."...
"I bless thee in the name of the Bitter, and of the Mild, and of the Holy Lager. Amen.”
(I think we might keep that last line for tradition’s sake)