Sacked as Mexico boss after defeat to Honduras.

The moral of the story - even the best frauds (so good that they defraud themselves) will get found out sometime.

Now he wants to return to the Premiership.

the first one was bad enough!

The first Green Street was an embarrassment - so I'm not surprised to hear that no.2 is crap.

As some reviewer said, if it wasn't so laughably ridiculous, it would be offensive.

That's the first good review of Benjamin Button I've come across. Everyone else has been saying that it's pretentious balderdash.

That story about the League One club reminded me a little of my school days.

That's NOT to say, I hasten to add, that anything actually happened and it was only horse-play and nothing quivered (as far as I know) but there were always a group of guys who found the spontaneous clothed mock gang bang an absolute hoot.

Something of a paradox because these guys acted homophobic at all other times.

My 13 year old daughter took me to see "Twighlight" at the weekend.

Probably a good film to go and see with a teenage girl (who is a close relative I hasten to add. Oh! unless you are a teenage male. Or a teenage female...............at which point he knew he had lost the plot and stopped)

I liked it. Action, love story, modern vegetarian vampires, a town called "Forks."

What more could you ask for?

Well, my sisters liked it - although, in a semi-condescending way, it would seem, because they said it was "funny when it wasn't mean to be" but "still entertaining".

Not really sure what that means, still...

I don't think you know anything about Andy Taylor Rover6. In fact a challenge to you - I'm still waiting for an answer to the last time you were championing Taylor - Here.

I'm sure I've answered this many times before and people are very bored with me writing about Taylor but since you asked:

Was the Rovers U18 captain.

Became one of the most consistently impressive reserve players and becoming reserve captain.

Gained England U19 recognition.

Got called up by Hughes to Rovers first team squad.

Played effectively at right back for a couple of friendly games under Hughes when Lucas Neill was injured.

Made a decent impression in a short loan spell at Blackpool. Simon Grayson later tried to sign him to join the Champ outfit.

Had an outstanding but brief loan spell at Crewe Alex in League One.

Had a disappointing loan spell at Huddersfield, where he did at least make an impression with his set-pieces and assists.

Joined Tranmere part of the way through the season and still won their Young Player of the Season.

Is now an integral member of Tranmere's back four.

Manager Ronnie Moore has likened him to former Tranmere full back, Ryan Taylor.

From my very general knowledge, his strengths are his technical ability, distribution and set-pieces. His weaknesses are his pace and his physical strength.

That is what I know about Andy Taylor. And that is enough to make me believe that Rovers should have persevered with him rather than signing Berner.

That said, I've made this point before and only raise it again at your request. My point in the above post was that Jay McEveley is an inferior left back to Andy Taylor and I fully expect Andy Taylor to have surpassed McEveley in a couple of years time. Imo, McEveley has conned people into thinking that he is decent by his purple patch when he first played for Rovers. Since then, he has basically been awful and, imo, is a dirty player.

Where is Jay McEveley now, I hear you cry?

Answer: Still being made a fool of by opposition forwards. This is from the Plymouth v Preston match report (Plymouth won 1-0).

"Mackie had the beating of McEveley at will..."

I say it again, McEveley was one of the more defensively hapless left backs we've had in recent years. Anyone who thinks that he is a better player than Andy Taylor or Eddie Nolan, surely, does not have a strong argument. I strongly suspect that within two years time, the latter two will be playing at a higher level than McHeavily.

Terry Darracott, Graeme Souness chief Rovers' scout, and one of the hapless players in the Grabbi scam (scam used loosely and not meant to intimate any wrongdoing beyond incompetence) joins Saunders as Wrexham assistant.

I'm sure Darracottians will point at good Souey signings to defend him but here is a interesting phrase from the Beeb article: Ex-Everton defender Darracott, 57, has been working as a European scout with Bolton since November 2007.

Pongolle never looked that great for us, did he? I'm surprised at how well he's done in Spain. Perhaps, the style suits him in a Diego Forlan, Walter Pandiani kinda way,

Fed up with these self-important footballers. If I gave up football it would be a glorious thing to never be aware of these jumped up scrotes again. It's so infuriating.

If he's not whinging about South Africa picking players on reputation, he's whinging about not being selected for Rovers, or for not being allowed to leave.

All this whinging whilst he allows himself to get out of shape, flunks international duty, gets himself excluded from international squads, allows the interest from another club to destroy his game......aaaaaarrrghh!

I think it's best for my health not to think about McSulk and his £30k per week sulkathon.

If Jon Stead can have a brief flirtation with success in the Premier League, there's hope for a lot of lower league footballers.

The guy has some technique but his overall game is weak, to say the least. I am surprised that Ipswich think that they can get anything out of him. I expect him to look tidy for a few games and then fall away.

The fact that Phil Neville is a effective Premier League DM, suggests that any half decent player, given time and with the right attitude and physical attributes can make it in that position.

Imo, Ooijer, Reid and Emerton could all do a much better job in there than Moko. Samba played there occasionally for Hertha.

Obviously, a specialist, decent player for that position would trump all the above as the best bet.

He makes me embarrassed to be from England.

How long will he last at Twente?

Within a few months of the season starting, the FC Twente director who appointed McClaren will have grown a thick beard and be serving behind a counter in an alternative medicine practice in Amsterdam. It was more than a crime to appoint McClaren manager.

Have I missed something? Was that interview a joke by McClaren or what?

If it's not a joke, he is clearly more of a tool than I had originally thought.

He's doing the Sven Deception. Emphasise your lack of fluency in the language to avoid saying anything meaningful.

"We are, what you call underdogs." Steve, you're English you twerp, underdogs is a common english phrase.

Beggars belief.

It disappointed me too. The use of the score was good and it did carry a ominious aura all the way - but something in the plot lacked for me.

Jamie Clarke to Accy Stanley. I think he played in their friendly against Burnley. Good opportunity for the speedy sick-note! No, seriously, he's had bad injury problems so a clean season would be great, and some goals.

IF he gets on the pitch enough, he'll boost Forest's yellow card count no end. The Championship's answer to Alan Smith.

Has anyone read the classic novel by EM Forster, "A Passage to India".

I really like it but I'm not sure why. Not that I didn't want to like it - but it isn't a particularly exciting book in the orthodox sense but there's something profound about it that is hard to put my finger on.

John Sutton plays for Wycombe.

The F.T odds are drifting dramatically on betfair. Either it's the mole at work again, burrowing away in his blind little way, or something is genuinely happening.

Nicko, what's the latest? ANd mods, isn't it time for another poll?

Oooh, the game is afoot.

Has anyone watched "The New World"?

I wouldn't bother.

Kolehmainen didn't make it to the reserves, I think. So, I guess the main people involved in reaching that decision were Gary Bowyer and Glyn Hodges. Perhaps, I am being unfair on Downes in that respect but being the top man at the academy, he must carry some responsibility for such decisions.

However, surely it is a major embarrassment to the academy/reserve staff that a player is discarded as not good enough for the reserves and yet, he crops up at Alkmaar, having earned his previous club a decent transfer fee. Frankly, with the paucity of talent coming through, we can't afford to lose out on that sort of money.

AZ Alkmaar - Toni Kolehmainen

Another success story for our unbelievable academy staff.

From my research, we released Kolehmainen for NOUGHT to FC Oula. And FC Oula sold him to AZ Alkmaar for 750, 000 Euros.

Nice one lads, Bobby Downes and Co. Keep up the good work bigging up genii like Keith Barker, football-cum-cricketing wonderboy.

Are you having a laugh or do you walk around with your eyes shut?

Footballers are role models but not in every aspect of their lives. Like I said, have any of the alleged domestic violence offences committed by footy players genuinely affected such behaviour amongst the wider public?

A footballer should not be judged any differently than anyone else when it comes to drink driving, imo. (That doesn't mean they haven't behaved absolutely despicably).

Agree with you there. Again, only heard one of their songs but they sound like bloody Daphne and Celeste

To be fair to the Ting Tings, I don't think that you, Cocker, fall within their target audience. Just a guess...