when 14th may gets home he should have some good stories,the lucky sod has france tst 7

(fictional)......but plausable, very plausable

So, you get fc*ked over by FIFA, in the heat and passion of the moment you try to take control of the situation, local offical tells local plod you are assulting tim. You get arrested.

You get a crimial record, you cant get a new job for 5 years cause of CRB checks. Your life in tatters....

you come home get flashed by trafic cams on M60 roadworks (40mph) driving back from airport . Your house has been burgled, local police say , sorry mate nothing we can do.

You get fined 60quid, 3point, and your insurance goes up £200

you get depressed and doc puts you on drugs.

Is football worth it?

it certianley is,at the moment i have a bigger quandry,do i give anna from krarkow with the 38DD 50 euro,s or do i stay on the ###### all day

i have followed roberts career,from bristol rovers-wba-wigan and he has improved every time,with sparky and co working with him,i expect him to improve

on saturday what should have been a fantastic day for me was ruined by fifa,and those fooking ticket machines.arrived at the staduim at 4.10pm found our entrance at 4.25pm,got through the frisking into the turnstiles,rob from liverpool ticket turns green.mine turns flipping red.off to the ticket office

fifa-your ticket is a re-print

waggy -wrong

fifa -your ticket is a reprint

waggy- no it is not,this ticket was printed at stuttgart in the fifa office.

fifa-please go to the ticket centre-time 4.45pm

ticket centre is 200 metres form the ground,wrong more like a mile,in the ticket centre the same thing

fifa -this ticket is a reprint

waggy -no it is not,ring stuttgart and ask.

fifa-- why should we do that

waggy-because you issued the ticket,u clowns

by now you could here the national anthem being sung,big screen in fifa office is my place to watch the game.

fifa-if you pay 95 euros we reissue the ticket.

waggy -thankyou sepp platter i will pay for my seat twice,time 5.15pm

ticket arrives in hand 5.20pm at which i announce my retirement after 6 world cups,the world cup is not for fans any more.

i said we would go out in the quarters,i was right,incredible game fantastic staduim and 2 little boys having a tantrum

i,m here in germany with my nephew who is in the queens lancs based in osnabruck,also here is my cousin who is now in gelsenkersin looking for tickets,they are both trying to outbid one another for my spare ticket.so far the bid is 400 euro,s ---the thing is which ever one gets it will get it at face value,i,m testing there resolve.life great being a favourite uncle and best cousin

that ribery guy was fantastic on tuesday night for france

im afriad what ever country i am in,if people decide to follow you for no other reason than having a seat in a cafe,they get what they saw

Next best thing....... I'm off to Portugal.

watch out for the gnr gordon,they dislike blackburners

when do the replacement cards come out

i,m staying in osnabruck for the portugal game,no english here at all apart from the forces,and it is only 1 hour by car or trian

couple on geran e-bay ste 2000 euros

You are dead right. The number of times I've had people ask me if I'm a hooligan just because I'm English and like football. There is nothing better than having a few drinks and a chat with likeminded fans from different countries. Mind you, brainless idiots would probably say the same about fighting.

Why was Waggy "surrounded" by 20 Germans?

waggy was surrounded by 20 germans as he and his mates were tucking into a 6euro all you can eat chinese.the germans came in,saw us did,nt like that we had tables and they were told to wait.when we left they followed us,we all turned round and stood there,they soon melted into the celebrating crowds.anyone who has never been to a major tournament watching england cannot possibly comment on the abuse the english get,the vast majority are brilliant

i,ll be there and i have a spare ticket

roverites were out in force last night,saw 14thmay1995 and wife,great game but no trian back to osnabruck

god the high and mighty make assumptions from afar,i am in germany,the trouble has been negligible,on saturday night 6 off us were surrounded by 20 germans,we stood our ground and they backed down,the arrests in stuttgart were a joke,the police arrested anyone who was english,i left for ulm at 8.30pm and the mood was ugly,thousands off ###### up germans not english,get your facts right and do not reley on the british press

2nd england game that i have seen,fell asleep again but i have tickets for saturday

i thought the aussies played well,every decision went brazils way,but the kangaroos will beat croatia in stuttgart,and i will be there

i hope to find someone keen enough to watch this game,i fly from portugal to ermany tonight,hope to meet a few polacks on the plane

i fell asleep in the ground on saturday,the game was that bad but yesterday i watched it on tv and stayed awake,i think england are very much like the rovers the better the team the better they play,i have tickets to the 1/4 finals and thats as far as we will get

still have this

i have a ticket for this game if anyone wants it let me know,20th june 4.00pm

still got this ticket if anyone intrested,no turnstile checks

i thought niell pushed the jap centre forward into schawcer,typical lucas

me and junior breezed in the paraguay game with tickets that did not have our name on fifa plankers

missed this game went to watch fcum instead and they got beat