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For anyone thinking of going to a darts event in the future then do it. Massive thumbs up from me for what was a great night.

Going to Cardiff's CIA tomorrow and I'm really looking forward to sampling the atmosphere.

Our table is apparently near the front so for anyone watching I'll be in a pink polo shirt and jeans, though the crutches being waved around may be the biggest spotter. I'll also try and hold up some of those banners you write on:

I'd rather be at Ewood Park

P-O-T

presty on tour

It's all about the lipstick Sid

Phil couldn't stack shelves

Shame about Mardle but it will be worth watching Taylor destroy King and of course seeing those lovely walk on girls!

Watched Green Street 2 tonight and it's possibly one of the worst films I've seen in my career!

I think Mourinho's Inter have a real chance tonight. With the failure to get an away goal at the San Siro, I just feel Mourinho will out fox RFW again.

The only winner yesterday for me was Forpadydeplasterer. Had a few places but broke just above even altogether.

Anyway today and I fancy

Wins

Can't Buy Time 13.30

Diamond Harry 14:05

What A Friend 14:40

Master Minded 15:20

Great Endeavour 4:00

e/w

Tricky Trickster 13:30

Ruthenoise 14:05

Lodge Lane 14:40

Ashley Brook 15:20

Lough Derg 4:00

Good Luck!

I see Cashley Cole has been arrested again for being drunk and disorderly.

I seen a new trailer for the Terminator movie coming out later this year, some off the special effects and new machines look impressive.

I hope Arnie does make an appearance if the rumors are true, it's wouldn't the the same without him imo.

As for Sylvester at 62, that's some hard work in the gym even with the steroids. He must of been flat out in the gym for months!

Phil has been putting in the practice at the Rovers Return though

Disco Dave

Very sad news indeed.

I don't think the Lowe/Vine combination regarding snooker will ever be bettered, especially with the legendary characters playing the game at the time.

The BDO is like a throw back to the 70's!

Even though I wasn't born then, I've seen the pictures.

Even though the standard of darts is not up there with the PDC, the final was pretty exciting. O'Shea faught back well but on the whole Hankey probably just deserved it.

Only one player turned up tonight, really disappointing final imo. Barney really needed the 1st set and never had a shot at a double.

Barney missed the doubles and tbh looked knackered! Changing his darts didn't help matters either.

Although the Pooower is just totally amazing, I just don't like him.

I do like Miss Moore though, pwoooooooooor she looked sexy tonight!

Got some dollar on Barney to win the first set, whoever wins the bull, Barney will more than likely start with the darts and he needs a good start.

Looking forward to this, could be a classic.

Just hope Sid doesn't have a stroke because there's going to be a lot of lipstick action tonight!

Have you been to one of these events before?

I had a look at the darting calendar and it would seem the `partypoker.com grand slam` is on the same week as my birthday in November and it looks like it would be a good do.

Is there a way you could get the tables near the front or do you have to be a regular to get so close?

Cardiff will be my first event, I can't wait.

I know people who have been before and they say the tables at the front are for the players choice like thier friends etc, or are for competition winners, vip's and business sponsors, so you will be lucky to get one there unless you want to pay out the dollar big time.

Quite straight forward in tonight's semis, Wade at least showed what he can do but Barney wanted it badly. Taylor was always in control and the dream final is tomorrow. Should be some fireworks, it's Barneys 3rd match in 3 days and he looked tired tonight, I think if he's fresh, maybe he will edge it.

I've just done a double on James "the machine" Wade and Barney to win!

Should be some exciting darts tonight, should be a lot closer than last nights shower.

Also today I paid for my ticket for the Premier league event in Cardiff, May the 7th.

£40 for the ticket and coach return 200 mile trip, BARGAIN!

Cant wait to do the oi oi oi to the tune in the breaks, see the walk on girls, obviously drink mass amounts of beer, see some awesome darts from the best players in the world and hopefully get on the telly with my POT sign!!!!

Barney was outstanding tonight, reeling off 5 sets in a row and hitting the 9 darter was amazing!

Klassen played well and didn't deserve it. When you can finish with 3 darts in just over 3 seconds around the board, that's non human eye/hand co-ordination, brilliant darts.

The machine was terrible, lucky to win and will have to sort himself out if he want's any hope of winning tomorrow night.

Happy with my winnings, he only needs 9 darts! he only needs 9 darts! I bet the pooweeer and sid are gutted!

I've just done a double on James "the machine" Wade and Barney to win!

Should be some exciting darts tonight, should be a lot closer than last nights shower.

Also today I paid for my ticket for the Premier league event in Cardiff, May the 7th.

£40 for the ticket and coach return 200 mile trip, BARGAIN!

Cant wait to do the oi oi oi to the tune in the breaks, see the walk on girls, obviously drink mass amounts of beer, see some awesome darts from the best players in the world and hopefully get on the telly with my POT sign!!!!

I wish Sky would stop allocating Taylor's matches to Sid Waddell though. He cums in his pants as soon as Phil starts stacking in the lipstick and he just annoys me. Commentators are supposed to be neutral and he's great on the other matches, just not when the Pooooooweeer plays!

Phil "the shower" was too good tonight against Co, it was embarrassing!

Bates was never at the races against King, overall a non exciting night of darts.

Roll on tomorrow!

Any Prodigy fans on here?

Their new album is out on March the 2nd!

I just love their work, incredible live too.

baxter bottled it as usual!

barney although sweating like a pig had the bigger balls!

great match, darts at it's best!

Whats with the way Dennis Smith holds his darts? He holds them the normal way, then turns it so the flight is facing the board, then back again to throw. Weird.

He also closes his eyes before he throws the darts! Must be some kind of jedi master!

I thought Barrie Bates played well last night stuffing the flash 4 zip!

Those walk on girls are luvlies! cant wait to see them in May!

From a morale perspective what has this bloke actually done wrong? There are absolutely no victims in this. The pensioners got something which they enjoy - where are they going to get that from now?

IMO the bloke should be put forward to the Pride of Britain awards not prosecuted!

Exactly Jonnolad, all he's done is help a few people with aches and pains and enjoy their retirement rather than suffer.

If I was that and old, I wish he was my milkman. Though I imagine when I'm in my later years of life, weed will be legalized due to global warming and it growing like wild fire.

I bet when they've got the munchies, they do some great food! Most Grandma's know how to cook properly.

milkman