The Invisible Man

Wrong agian faggot! I have done 2 years!

Sorry for taking a year out!

Yeah ban women from football! Apart from really fit ones in short skirts!

Yawn! Let me just set the recored straight about myself. 1. I have a girlfreiend. 2. I have a decent job in an office with a market leading company. 3. I have a university education. 4. I am not a kid, I am 20 years of age. 5. I am not a chav. Just like to wear nice designer lables. 6. I am not an alcoholic... well not officially.

We should really come up for a name for ourselfs... dont like being know as a member of wez'z crew! Little chav! (only joking you handsome @#/?)

This thread is a joke. Just cos' we like to have a few beers and have a laugh when we go on an away day doesnt mean we are scum! And just cos' we wear nice clothes and not faggot clothing doesnt mean we are all looking for a rummble. We are the best supporters of this club because we make ourselfs known and get behind the lads by singing our arses off and having abit of banter with the away lot. Everyone takes the ###### outa our support and im not supprised. I was imbarresed by everyone else on Saturday. Maybe if you lot opened your mouths we wouldnt need to go mental trying to get it going. Yeah some of our chants are abit imature, but most of us are young lads and we are only having a laugh at the other lots expense. We are not going anywhere!!! Cos' we are the drunk and disorderly!!

I am the invisible man and im not really here! Name's Graham.

Come on put on a bit of stone island and come Bolton wiv us!

Jog on! Im sorry at Bolton i will be sporting my finest george pullover and the scarf that mi nan knitted me for x-mas. Not forgeting my flask, sandwiches and bag of sweeties to share out of course. I hope none of those naughty Blackburn youth have any of that terrible beer stuff, because if they do they may start to sing and shout and ohhh dear that would be terribe. Do you remember on saturday I think one of them actually said a naughty word, me and my friend Norman were deeply offended. I was so shocked I spent the whole evening crying and shaking. My wife Mavis actually had to pour me a glass of sherry to calm me down.... and it wasnt even christmas day.

I think it was the pawn sandwhich brigade that started it! Labeling us sum, chavs, minimum wage, hooligans, trouble makers, not proper fans, druken idiots etc etc etc etc! I only came on here to defend us lot and tell you lot to stick yer flasks up yer arses!

I think I may of let a sneaky fart out on the street! Lets all have a riot!!!

''Wez got hit with a brick, and it made him feel sick but he will be singing for evermore''

Run away? Eh? We were on a car park sourounded by 10 foot fences, no one ran anywhere. People started to get on the coaches, but only cos' there was about 200 villa fans chucking stones at us!

Wez wasnt involved in any fighting.... no one was! He actually got nailed wv half a house brick!

What a bunch of clowns! We are the proper fans.... we go everywhere home and away! Just cos we like to have a laugh with our mates and have abit of a sing song and a couple or 8 pints doesnt mean we are scum! Everyone takes the ###### outa our support because you lot just sit their like carboard cut outs! The only sound you make is the russling of your sweetie papers or your flasks opening! And we aint chavs on minimum wage! Just cos we wear casual designer lables and not stuff from Matalan and Asda like you tarts! I have a decent job with a top company and im not a teenager or a little kid!

Come on Wez lets start a petition to ban all youths who like to get ###### up and sing and have a laugh at the game. These ''sum'' are ruining it for the rest of us bla bla bla bla. '£2 an hour'' is a quality chant! Had to laugh when that stewart said that we very excitable! haha Talking the ###### out them to lads in the family section was ###### funny aswell. ''Michael Jackson's over there'' and ''Peado Peado'' I say ban all muppets who dont drink and wana sit and be boring farts! Cos we are the fans of the invisible man!!!!!!!!

Rocks and bottles?? Will people stop talking out there arses! All that got thrown was a few stones, a bottle of brown sauce a traffic cone, and a car bumper apparently! (didnt see that myself) Oh yeah and half a house brick that was blocked wiv his head! The lads that we're there werent a buch of kids. Yeah a few were under 18. But most were between 20-30. (Please don't use that word again) all happened anyway, seen more agro down my local on a friday night! EDIT: Fair play... guess we can class it as rocks&bottles

What a bunch of saddos! We were only having a laugh in the ground... trying to get the atmosphere going abit. Just cos' your a bunch of muppets who want to sit their in silence, doesnt mean we all do. There was a group of about 20 of us who were having a laugh and abit of banter. If it wasnt for us you coulda heard Savage fart! As for being drunken hooligans 'ganster' wanabees.... emm I dont think so. Half of us are 18+, my self being 20. I work all week and if im gonna shell out 70 notes for a day out then im gonna make it a good 1! After the game it was just abit of handbags... afew bricks etc got thrown... nothing else. Villa started it by throwing a bottle of sauce over, then it turned abit messy. You see alot worse up and down the country every week. And the fact that it was a 'police free game' didnt help! PS: Home yer head's better soon Wez, you soft ####! haha