Hello J*B , I'm really fed up with my user name. Would you be able to change or do I do that?

Hiya John,

No, it was lovely but we were moving house so didn't get to enjoy it. The locals tell us that this has been the wettest winter in decades. I think you'll be enjoying your pool long before we dip a toe in ours!!

How dare you! You Sir, are an impostor!