How dare you! You Sir, are an impostor!

Hiya John,

No, it was lovely but we were moving house so didn't get to enjoy it. The locals tell us that this has been the wettest winter in decades. I think you'll be enjoying your pool long before we dip a toe in ours!!

Hello J*B , I'm really fed up with my user name. Would you be able to change or do I do that?