1. Chelsea 2. Man Utd 3. Arsenal 4. Liverpool 5. Tottenham 6. Everton 7. Bolton 8. Middlediddle 9. Aston Villa 10. Man City 11. The Brum Scum 12. ROVERS-higher if in good health, but things happen, usually to us 13. Charlton 14. Newcastle-Souey out by Christmas 15. Pompey 16. WBA 17. Wham 18. Fulham-Coleman out by Christmas, too 19. Sunderland 20. Wiggy

Here's a thread to bring out the lurkers! And 5 just isn't enough. 1. definitely Mijhalovic(sp)/anyone assoc with Lazio-just evil 2. Clive Tiddlesley or whatever his name is from ITV-what an arrogant fool he is; based on what I've read about Rodney Marsh he'd go here but I'm 8,000 miles away thank ye gawds I've never had to listen to him 3. Rooney/C Ronaldo/Fergie/the "diehard" ManUre fans-'nuff said already, but at this distance Rooney appears to be a first class idiot. If he blew out a knee he'd be unemployable. 4. David Gold-arrogant without anything to back it up. Just shut up already. You'll cry alone when Pandiani moves on this summer. thinking carefully now... 5. The English media-constantly kissing the backsides of ManU, Arsenal, and Chelsea. Just a while ago during the Arse-Soton match "Arsenal just a 2-0 victory away from the CL quarterfinals." Like THAT is going to happen.