@LordConnaught Brilliant the drummer boy from misplaced childhood has joined. Hope he didn't get a frosty reception. #poorgag

@an_ordinary_joe I heard you first time.

@an_ordinary_joe I see you've already opened the Christmas crackers. #officialtroll

@tpSeaHorse @eyeballtall19 @PoliticalAP You clearly don't understand this thread.?

@an_ordinary_joe snap! https://t.co/xc8jR9Icrt

@an_ordinary_joe @VirginTrains I was meant to be on the 9:52 but it was cancelled! https://t.co/y5PfILB24L

RT @moodvideo: Sculpting Freddie Mercury. By Juliana Lepine Sculptures https://t.co/okpQSSFaLC

@guiderover68 It was a great stand in its time.

RT @jokesuk: “Sir your car was swerving all over the road” “Sorry officer I’ve had ten pints and feel @#/?.” “That’s no excuse to let you…

@Iromg if you had a £ for everytime you had to tell people you're on fri/sat/sun now. You'd have more money than porky.?

@JamesHReeve https://t.co/MD01df1ND8

@BlackburnBadger @DouglasCarswell I can understand why people think the BBC is an unfair TV "tax", but Netflix is c… https://t.co/XASts7GzQU

I've just got back from seeing #marillion at the Royal Albert Hall. Amazing venue & sensational show. https://t.co/912WKJWILg

@phillancs @Phil_apetito @bigbigtrain Amazing concert! The light show & screen animation was fab but the Lasers & f… https://t.co/QlNrxVa4MD

@Litter_Patrol Go for it, Joe. I'm sure your daughter will love whatever you come up with.?

@Litter_Patrol I don't read any newspapers. But if there was an election now, he'd probably win. I'm off to bed now, night, Joe.?

@Litter_Patrol I'm watching darts

@TheTwoMikes Great to meet you both. https://t.co/k0Nf8HFeJZ

Conservative party donor "Rod Stewart", doesn't even know what Jacob Rees-Mogg is actually called. Who needs satir… https://t.co/XQAsZDIfwx

@Litter_Patrol The country seems to run so much better when the MPs are on their loooong summer holiday.

@Litter_Patrol @CostaCoffee "Coffee to go", what are you, American?

@Litter_Patrol That looks like someone has superimposed a weirdo onto the photograph. Photoshop is a remarkable program.

@Litter_Patrol there's no need for vulgarity.

@Litter_Patrol An excellent idea. I don't mean your dead body, BTW.

@Litter_Patrol @Lucy_Worsley You have a favourite historian?! ?