@iDownloadBlog Seeing as iOS is a shambles and falls further behind android every year, I'd rather he was sacked, if I'm honest.

Call me pedantic, but Sky & ITV please note that a boxset is a series you buy in a physical format, not streamed. #boxset

@an_ordinary_joe You know darned well, you wouldn't get offered one.?

@an_ordinary_joe What are you so chipper about? Have you got an honour for moaning??

Happy Christmas from Mrs Christmas and her elf. https://t.co/vG0jvnSrQn

RT @jokesuk: Last year I left my Xmas shopping to the last minute so ended up doing all my shopping at the petrol station. I thought I'd b…

@an_ordinary_joe It's a local convenience store, hence the higher prices. Spar may not have the same buying power a… https://t.co/XYQwZPWlHz

@an_ordinary_joe Well android is a much more sophisticated operating system than the rubbish Apple churns out.?

@LamonTReacTs The video is clearly playing backwards. So in reality she starts smiling at Trump when he turns to he… https://t.co/PDeqgfNcbR

@an_ordinary_joe It just means I'll be buying you a cheaper gnome.

@an_ordinary_joe Ahh! Aren't they sweet? But at £30 each, I'm afraid I won't be buying you one for Christmas.

@an_ordinary_joe Pardon??

The #dianeabbott photo isn't racist at all. It's just a funny gag. The fact that she could become Home Secretary a… https://t.co/dRQjeKwleW

@an_ordinary_joe I've just been looking at Kate's MP's expenses. I'm clearly in the wrong job. These are just her o… https://t.co/k5aMJ5jIq5