@iDownloadBlog Seeing as iOS is a shambles and falls further behind android every year, I'd rather he was sacked, if I'm honest.

Call me pedantic, but Sky & ITV please note that a boxset is a series you buy in a physical format, not streamed. #boxset

@an_ordinary_joe You know darned well, you wouldn't get offered one.?

@an_ordinary_joe What are you so chipper about? Have you got an honour for moaning??

Happy Christmas from Mrs Christmas and her elf. https://t.co/vG0jvnSrQn

RT @jokesuk: Last year I left my Xmas shopping to the last minute so ended up doing all my shopping at the petrol station. I thought I'd b…

@an_ordinary_joe It's a local convenience store, hence the higher prices. Spar may not have the same buying power a… https://t.co/XYQwZPWlHz

@an_ordinary_joe Well android is a much more sophisticated operating system than the rubbish Apple churns out.?

@LamonTReacTs The video is clearly playing backwards. So in reality she starts smiling at Trump when he turns to he… https://t.co/PDeqgfNcbR

@an_ordinary_joe It just means I'll be buying you a cheaper gnome.

@an_ordinary_joe Ahh! Aren't they sweet? But at £30 each, I'm afraid I won't be buying you one for Christmas.

@an_ordinary_joe Pardon??

The #dianeabbott photo isn't racist at all. It's just a funny gag. The fact that she could become Home Secretary a… https://t.co/dRQjeKwleW

@an_ordinary_joe I've just been looking at Kate's MP's expenses. I'm clearly in the wrong job. These are just her o… https://t.co/k5aMJ5jIq5

@an_ordinary_joe The modem was lit up but no internet. Then all the lights went off and it was dead. I replaced the… https://t.co/J12OzjgsyL

@an_ordinary_joe Thanks. I'll have to have a tinker with the router.

I'm really sad to hear that Keith Chegwin's died. He always seemed such a happy bloke.?

RT @jokesuk: I don't trust stairs... They're always up to something!

RT @ReusTouch: Bought 1,400 bitcoin in 2010 for $2.12 each. I will pick 5 random people who retweet this and give one to each of you. Merry…

@an_ordinary_joe You love gnomes, you just can't accept the fact.

@TheTwoMikes @mikeparry8 @Iromg Possibly the greatest trilogy since the first 3 Star Wars films. ?? https://t.co/793yifhUfK

@guiderover68 Adam doesn't! ?

RT @SamAncliff: Nice to see our taxpayer funded broadcaster is practising racial discrimination. @BBCNews https://t.co/76BdaOqfYk

@an_ordinary_joe Your local station is also Cherry tree go there instead. #nicer