@Litter_Patrol my heartfelt condolences go out to you at this sad time.....are you getting another one?

@Litter_Patrol if I forget my phone, I think I'm walking for nothing. ????

@Litter_Patrol thank goodness I'm in the back room then.????

@Litter_Patrol at least your selfies were in focus. On second thoughts, you'd look better out of focus! ????

@Litter_Patrol why not use the tracker that's built into the phone?

@Litter_Patrol Not at all. It annoys ever Laurel & Hardy fan, when they are constantly misquoted.....so there!????

@PartridgeIdeas https://t.co/ySZAvF7IY9

@PalaceKev @mikeparry8 @tSHandJ @talkSPORT Mike Parry is great listening!

@Litter_Patrol I thought you didn't have beans, as I suggested last night?

@Litter_Patrol you shallow have 2 birds eye potato waffles, baked beans & a fried egg. Followed by a chocolate digestive biscuit.

@Litter_Patrol @abandonedshoes No, you gave it an extra "d", as in Dunce.

@Litter_Patrol when I put a bird feeder in the back yard, it took them weeks before they found/used it.

RT @haveigotnews: Ken Dodd receives knighthood from Prince William. https://t.co/uhSDeMcTDU

I've stopped watching Granada Reports. I'm fed up of hearing stories of doom & gloom, e.g. illnesses, death, murders & Hillsborough.

@Litter_Patrol you have more holidays than Judith Chalmers did in the 80's. Have a nice time????

RT @jokesuk: My friend said he didn’t understand cloning. I said “that makes two of us!"

RT @MeetAnimals: Camouflage level 9000 https://t.co/WbieolHeWK

RT @HistoricalPics: Kurt Cobain would be 50 today. RIP https://t.co/u7Vp2RDfvI

That insult to Diane Abbott is awful...it clearly should be "hanged" not "hung". https://t.co/3ZGntfUaDT

@Litter_Patrol it was a woman.

@Litter_Patrol it's better when you don't act your age, I find.

@Litter_Patrol why not Saturday or Sunday?

@Litter_Patrol honly jorking you're granma his grate.

@Litter_Patrol sorry, I just thought your English was terrible.

@Imowencoyle Rovers are shit, you are a twat, should I meet you, I'd hit you with a bat! #CoyleOut