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I'm willing to bet that Koumetio doesn't get a game here

Yeah well we're signing the American Grant Holt so ner

It's going to have to be quite some loan to make that permanent

Koumetio couldn't get a game in the team 18th in Ligue 2

So he's here for a few months on loan then. No way we'll pay a higher fee. And if he does well then someone else will be in for him.

Only 2 hours from Sheffield to Blackburn

Quick, follow that car

Out and out striker

As if they've given him a new contract where they're liable to pay him millions of he gets sold, and then sold him a few weeks later

What the fuck is going on?

Got on the express bus from Sheffield then

Who's going to take over Mrs T's chippy?

Imagine how much Waggot shit himself when he realised that the lad was on his way after faking interest to make it look like the club are trying to sign players

You can see it now. Wednesday sign McGuire, he tears it up and saves them from relegation at our expense

Are they really trying to say that this lad has done an intercontinental Odemwingie?

Waggot had a holiday to Sea World Orlando and got shat on by a penguin. This annoyed him so much that he decided to get revenge on the city by fucking Orlando United around a bit. Pretending that we're going to sign one of their players, faking a bidding war on a player they are interested in. It's the only logical explanation.

Well I'm glad that this "snag" has been resolved and that the sale can now proceed. What an unhappy coincidence that it fucked up any incomings. Ah well, we tried.

Not an official photo, just a shitty photoshop

Come this time tomorrow I may just be done with this club for the foreseeable future

Signing another CB? I guess it makes sense if we're going 3 at the back

Should free up at least one forward to be shipped out on loan

They've probably booked him on a flight with a nice long layover somewhere

Palace seems a pretty risky move at the moment. They'll probably escape relegation but then there'll be a new manager in the summer, potentially with money to spend on a rebuild after selling Olise and Eze. No guarantee that Wharton will fit.

Eze and Olise potentially injured for Palace tonight

Never mind the barrel, we've hit the floor underneath