Don't worry lads it's nearly lunchtime. Time for the twitter journos to make up a rumour whilst munching a Tesco meal deal, ready for an afternoon of engagement.

If you didn't make it up he probably did.

....Luca Toni!

Yep, done. JRC isn't a right back. Awful.

Hopefully back in the youth setup as he can't get a game in the lower leagues.

If Brittain is injured we're done.

Everyone's ignoring the fact that their corner came from a pointless give away from a throw in that Brittain took 45 seconds to take. If we don't concede the corner, we don't concede the goal.

Torp no booking after 6 fouls.

Lads we will get 2 in maximum, let's be honest. I hope it's a striker and a winger, but I have a feeling it'll be two aging defenders and we'll be told to get lost.

What a load of polony

Football League World must have two hats, one for the names of the Prem youth players available for loan, and the other the champ teams in. Mix and match to generate random articles.

We already paid for him so it's a done deal.

As with most addictions the bad attitude is a symptom in my opinion. Lad has definitely had his struggles, he needs a calm environment and a support system. So not Millwall.

Howard is secretly Harold Bishop from Neighbours. Definitely an avid Rovers fan.

Yeah wasn't calling you out, rather calling out the report from the paper as rubbish. If he really is a pacey winger fair enough, but I think he might struggle in the champ.

I'll call bullshit on this. He has struggle in an inferior league this season, why would we want him?

Wasn't there an article this morning where he said the club are working hard to bring in attackers? Maybe he's just winding everyone here up.

Now I have Feeder in my head

Aren't Football league World awful for lying?

Now the case has been adjourned again prepare for them to use all the available transfer budget to plug the running costs.

Dunno about you guys but I'm still waiting for Akor Adams

Ah right. Well fair enough then, but in my opinion Sky Sports have become shite for transfer news so I still reckon there's no interest unfortunately.

Where has this BBD rumour come from? No way we will cover his entire wages, so even if this weird (untrue?) rumour had any legs we'd already be told to fuck off by his parent club.

Because most available players better than Baker (for the same money) will be looking to be starting every week for the rest of the season I imagine.

Forshaw is just lazy recruitment imo. Probably first name on the list of available CM loans for less than 6k wage. Can't wait until they free up all this money just to give Dolan a 7 year contract on 25k a week... just wait!