In my Burnley Home ..In my Burmley Home we look in the dustbin for something to eat..we find a dead cat and we think its a treat...in my...

Burnley Fans on the roof of the Darwen end trying to rip it off..the good old days when it might have been asbestos

Did the Burnley fans trash their own town center last time?..

Your history on record is probably that of this seaapn only and one of the checks ,certainly on me,is to ask you your post code which they may have on file somewhere..you may have quoted it buying previous tickets...

Looks fairly breach proof to me

Being the FA Cup we may get a better allocation than if it were a league game..so there could be more tickets than you think...

Some test Questions to check if you are a Burnley Fan..

1.How far is your home from a paved road?1 mile/2miles/Dont know

2 What is your relationship with your spouse?None/SisterCousin/Pet

3.What is your fathers NameZak /Shadrak /Dont know

4Shoe size..Left.....Right

I have to agree.. Rovers are not on the list ..

Some one has has managed to get on a Burnley website as I hate Dingles BRFC is is giving them grief...very wicked but it is funny www.fansfc.com/Burnley..This is a good website for all clubs

Heres a thought..if the playoffs had existed in the 70s and eighties when Rovers were always near ,we might have gone up much earlier and Simon Garner & Co may have become England players

Even if we were in the top six ticket prices are still too high..A lot of top club support espec Man UTD and now Cheksea is s corporate and Blackburn may be isnt located in the right area to attract the samet,,I think thats the reality..One of the great things about Rovers is the true fan can get a ticket for every game..

Best of the 70s..Tony Field..Graham Hawkins...Little Johnny Price..Alan Hunter..Jim Fryatt. Sir Rioger..Kevin Hird & John Bailey.two great attacking scoring fullbacks...Worse...John Omara,John Radford

A real oldie from the 70s.....David Bowie the Laughing Gnome ..I was walking down the High strret when I heard foot steps behind me.There was a Burnley fan..Waving his scarf all about ..so I .........Ha Ha ha he he he he Iam a Blackburn fan and you cant catch me....

One from Accy fans to the Addams Family tune..Your father is your brother. your sister is your mother ..you always sh...each other ..the Burnley Family.Da da da da.click click.Da da da da..click click

From the 70s..Come on without Come on within you ve not seen nothin like......?Remember who?

One sung to refs ..Wheres your father where your father referee ..havent got one ,never had one..youre a bas.....d referee..Didnt hear that one at the Bolton game!

Perhaps a player exchange might resolve the matter..Is there anyone in the Rangers team we fancy?

Anyone remember Steve Kember or was it Alan Hudson Admiiting to the ref he had used his hand to score a goal and requested it be disallowed?.Carroll should have admiited it.was in...or is such honesty a silly concept ?