The UN that organisation full of free and democract loving countries with great human rights records like Lybia China Zimbabwe Russia lots of counties ending with 'stan But lets pimp our moral authority over to them because they know better

Met Dickov outside Ewood - a very nice polite shy gentleman (honestly) Met Beattie in a service station on the way home - had a five ten minute chat with him. Chesh teh reason why most footballers seem so small is because you're on your high horse to often. Agree about Tugay but his missus is nice (met Tugay in the petrol station by Ewood once and in teh Club shop with him buying his daughter a rovers shirt)

can we leave it open for the "World Series" tour (note to our American chums - World actually meaning players from around the world playing )

Yeah Phil probably but I know what to write to have jim spitting his teeth out in impotent fury - which is nice. However thankyou for those links Jim , they;re good to see. Im off to find the sydney herald and gloat

Yeah thats right - compare defeating an evil tyranical dictatorship that caused destruction and misery all over the world to defeating the Nazis is a bit harsh Sorry Jim, yet again you show yourself up as the ungracious uncouth bore that youve turned yourself into. The Aussies have been more gracious than you. I suggest that you grow up or a lonely and bitter old age surely awaits On another note well done the lads on showing the nation on how to consume copius amounts of booze and still not make a complete arse of yourselves - Jordan take note

Still being boring and boorish

Ive just watched the highlights and started crying my eyes out, in a totaly manly manner (Ive just had a tooth removed too in my defence) to have a phone call from my mate also in tears Great, almost as good as winning the league in 95 - better than winning the Worthycup Im welling up again. Well done to two great teams and some great support for both teams from the fans. Although im chuffed as nuts for Flintoff winning man of the series - its Warne for me - hes been absolutely brilliant with both bat and ball - closely followed by Flintoff - then Lee - then Strauss In the pub at lunch we were picking a world 11 Mine was 1) Trescothic 2) Smith 3) Tendulker 4) Vaughan © 5) Lara 6) Flintoff 7) Gilchrist 8) Warne 9) Jones S 10) McGrath 11) Murilithian (apologies for the spelling on that) Definately a large contingent from England and Australia but hey they are the two best teams at the moment. Whats yours??

Id just like to congratulate the Australians on an absolutely thrilling and great series - Neekoy time to change your signature. Roll on Pakistan and India to bring us down to earth with a big bump

I said KP owed us a big score - And Giles should be counted as an allrounder All hail the king of Spain

Austrailia need to score somewhere in the region of 4.3/4.4 an over from now so every over played by England means the run rate will go up and up and up - I am still sure the aussies are going to be damn close to doing it

IM TERRIFIED

Need KP and Collingwood to keep together for an hour after lunch (HA unlikely) and KP to hit a 50 and Collingwood to be around 20/30 Harrmison to get a 50 (Hoggard to stick around for 4 hours and get a score of 3)

Flintoff Caught and Bowled by Warned for 8 Oh christychristychristchrist time for collingwood to earn his pay

Tresco - goes LBW from Warne

Pierterson dropped by Warne at slip (93 for 3)

Pierterson very close to being run out - what a great throw from Clarke

Big LBW appeal by Warne - span right angles but probably hit Tresco outside off stump and would (might) have missed leg

and the others??

ooooooooo Pieterson just missed being a hat trick ball for McGrath

Wow - nice one Bell Golden Duck - McGrath on a Hat Trick

What an absoultely brilliant catch by Gilchrist (@#/? )

Ive got to go and have a tooth pulled at 5:15pm - so I cant go to the pub at lunch and have an afternoon of stella fueled nervousness and tehn celebration (hopefully)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/24hr.shtml?world=0008

Full days play - probably stopping about 6ish due to bad light, although there should be an extra half hour for the weather delays and an extra half hour if the bowling captain believes that he can bowl the batting team out and win the game So I think its a 7 o'clock finish if Austrailia are batting and need another 60 runs to win and have 2 wickets left So 6.30 finish at the latest then