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    Idiot Drunks Do It Again

    in Messageboard Gold

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    Wez, trouble finds those that hunt it down. I`ve been going to matches for 25 years without incident.

    Start going to sporting events for the right reasons.

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    maine rd a few years back..walking back to the car,i got jumped and battered to a pulp.I was minding my own busuiness

    The Convicts Return

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    With the enemy at the door, now is the time to rally the troops, as Wellington might have said.

    Tomorrow morning, ten minutes before the start of battle, I shall be leading a sing-song at Oakside Nursing Home with a witty ditty written and produced by the glorious Barmy Army. I shall even wear my best set for the occasion.

    It is entitled Convict Colony, and should be sung to the tune of the Beatles' "We All Live in a Yellow Submarine".

    In the town where I was born, there lived a man who was a thief,

    And who told me of his life, stealing bread and shagging sheep,

    So they put him in the nick, and then a magistrate he went to see,

    Who said ’Put him on the ship to the convict colony.’

    Chorus: You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony; you all alive in a convict colony, a convict colony......

    repeat

    As an alternative, there is a tribute to the philandering drug addict, Shane Warne, which should be sung to the tune of Tony Christie’s "Amarillo".

    Show me the way to Shane Warne’s villa,

    He’s got his pills under his pilla,

    A dodgy bookie from Manila,

    Nurse is on her mobile phone.

    JIMBO I HERE HONOUR YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    GIVE IT EM!!!!!!!!!!!

    BOOOKED TOMM OFF

    GBH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HURT EM

    Happy days.

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    [Archived] Blackburn Bad Boys

    in Football Messageboard Archive

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    i LOVE IT BEEN WINDING PIE EATERS UP AND BOLTON FANS ..EVERY TIME I SEE THIS BOLTON FAN I TRIP UP AND DO A SPIT THE DOG AT HIM...

    CMON HUGHSEY SIGN ,ROY KEANE ,LEE BOYER,NICLAS ANELAKA,ERIC CANTANA LOL

    WE ERE THE BADDEST BOYS IN THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE

    WERE THE BADEST BOYS IN THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE

    WEV ANDY TODD AT THE BACK

    WE SUPER SAVO TO GIVE YOU A CRACK

    WE PAUL DICO

    AND BELLS THRU HIS HALO

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